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Author Topic: Post your most horrible kills here.  (Read 3372 times)

Deteramot

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Re: Post your most horrible kills here.
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2010, 01:37:48 am »

I, being a terrible cheater, mod my dwarfs to have [SPEED:1] tags. This makes them blazing fast, of course. I am partial to using a pick and Black Knighting people.

Oftentimes, because of relativity, people get terribly torn up by my dwarf, such that they should bleed out immediately but don't, because of relativity. So I often do massive overkill, tearing people multiple new ones before they finally succumb.

Of course, I get my comeuppance if I fight Dwarf Bandits. Fuckers are quick....
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charcharmunro

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Re: Post your most horrible kills here.
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2010, 03:33:19 pm »

I have a habit of gouging out eyes, sneaking around, choking, then kicking their head while they're down, tends to instantly crush the skull into the brain.
Or I sever all the limbs... Or jam a sword into their lung, leave it there, then pull their ears off.
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The Scout

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Re: Post your most horrible kills here.
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2010, 03:45:07 pm »

This more of a death then a kill. Imagine a heavy, punching the crap outta of a scout. The scout grabs a spoon from my backpack, then breaks my spine with it. I crawled across the entire continent before dying. From suffocating from the broken spine. Damn scout.
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charcharmunro

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Re: Post your most horrible kills here.
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2010, 03:45:58 pm »

I lose walking more from having a leg cut off. Pff. Pansy.
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