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[Egifer]

First of all, I need to tell you that it's not a blood. When i saw it for the first time i thougt it was but it's "A ocean pool of dwarven beer". The question is, would it burn ? I was thinking about a big goblin toaster 

[Zrk2]

APPLY MAGMA FOR !!SCIENCE!! !!!

[Scaraban]

did a berserk dorf break a bunch of barrels?

[Musashi]

More proof, if it was even needed, that dwarf blood is made mostly of alcohol and not actually hemoglobin, as frequently thought.
If it burns, consider coating the exterior of your fortress in booze and lighting the whole thing on fire during the next siege.

[Egifer]

did a berserk dorf break a bunch of barrels?

Probably.. there was alot of tantruming dworfs. But i have a sheriff who get happy thoughts from jamming skulls of a sleeping bereaved dwarfs who just destroyed table in their room.

[cog disso]

Oh, bloody ale.

[SlimyMarmot]

Oh, if only you could drain it in a hole and build a working well on top.

On the bucket is an engraving of a dwarf. The dwarf is drowning. The dwarf is ecstatic. This relates to the falling of the dwarf Urist McStumbles into the well of beer.