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[Jessoftherocks]

The Twelve Days of Dorfmas

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On the first day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
         An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.

On the second day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
         Two Troglodytes
          and An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.

On the Third day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
          Three Flesh balls
         Two Troglodytes
          and An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.

On the Fourth day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
          Four Elephants
          Three Flesh balls
         Two Troglodytes
          and An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.

On the Fifth day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
          Five Steel Breastplates
          Four Elephants
          Three Flesh balls
         Two Troglodytes
          and An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.

On the Sixth day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
          Six Dragons Laying
          Five Steel Breastplates
          Four Elephants
          Three Flesh balls
         Two Troglodytes
          and An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.

On the Seventh day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
          Seven Dwarfs not swimming
          Six Dragons slaying
          Five Steel Breastplates
          Four Elephants
          Three Flesh balls
         Two Troglodytes
          and An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.
             
On the Eighth day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
          Eight artifacts
          Seven Dwarfs not swimming
          Six Dragons slaying
          Five Steel Breastplates
          Four Elephants
          Three Flesh balls
         Two Troglodytes
          and An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.

On the Ninth day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
          Nine megaprojects
          Eight artifacts
          Seven Dwarfs not swimming
          Six Dragons slaying
          Five Steel Breastplates
          Four Elephants
          Three Flesh balls
         Two Troglodytes
          and An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.

On the Tenth day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
          Ten Axelords sleeping!!!!
          Nine megaprojects
          Eight artifacts
          Seven Dwarfs not swimming
          Six Dragons slaying
          Five Steel Breastplates
          Four Elephants
          Three Flesh balls
         Two Troglodytes
          and An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.

On the Eleventh day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
          Eleven Miners mining
          Ten Axelords sleeping
          Nine megaprojects
          Eight artifacts
          Seven Dwarfs not swimming
          Six Dragons slaying
          Five Steel Breastplates
          Four Elephants
          Three Flesh balls
         Two Troglodytes
          and An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.

On the Twelveth day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
          Twelve Goblins fleeing       
          Eleven Miners mining
          Ten Axelords sleeping
          Nine megaprojects
          Eight artifacts           
          Seven Dwarfs not swimming
          Six Dragons slaying
          Five Steel Breastplates
          Four Elephants
          Three Flesh balls
         Two Troglodytes
          and An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.

tl;dr:

On the Twelveth day of Dorfmas my Dwarf love sent to me:
          Twelve Goblins fleeing       
          Eleven Miners mining
          Ten Axelords sleeping
          Nine megaprojects
          Eight artifacts           
          Seven Dwarfs not swimming
          Six Dragons slaying
          Five Steel Breastplates
          Four Elephants
          Three Flesh balls
         Two Troglodytes
          and An Elkbird in a Bloodthorn tree.

[The Dog Delusion]

well done!

on a sidenote, I have a friend with three flesh balls...

[KaguroDraven]

Awesome. The only things possibly missing is eves dieing and demons sleighing.

[Gr33kjester]

Awesome. The only things possibly missing are stupid hippy elves dieing and demons sleighing in elves blood.

Fixed

[KaguroDraven]

Ah thank you, I didn't notice my typo.
Also, demons tend to sleigh dwarves more often than elves, it's horrible I know, but true.

[FrisianDude]

That's because they fear Dwarfs.

[Iapetus]

Ah thank you, I didn't notice my typo.
Also, demons tend to sleigh dwarves more often than elves, it's horrible I know, but true.

I think you mean "slaying".

(Although demons using dwarves for sleighing is a whole new kind of horror and/or humour).

[Urist Imiknorris]

I figure I'll repost it here.

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On the First Day of Dwarfmas, Dwarf Fortress gave to me
A site with a river and trees.

On the Second Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Two magma pools
And a great and vast magma sea.

On the Third Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Three masons
Two carpenters
And a weaponsmith whose name escapes me.

On the Fourth Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Four steel axes
Three mail shirts
Two pairs of greaves
And the makings of a military.

On the Fifth Day of Dwarfmas, my embark gave to me
ADAMANTINE
Four shining gems
Three gold veins
Two silver ores
And a diamond clear as can be.

On the Sixth Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Six soldiers armed with
ADAMANTINE
Four ambushes
Three snatchers
Two titans
And a breeding pair of megabeasts.

On the Seventh Day of Dwarfmas, the elves all brought to me
Seven giant eagles
Six giant tigers
FIVE GRIZZLY BEARS
Four unicorns
Three lions
Two tigermen
And a bunch of useless crap I don't need.

On the Eighth Day of Dwarfmas, migration gave to me
Eight useless haulers
Seven various farmers
Six future masons
FIVE ARMORERS
Four mechanics
Three miners
Two glassmakers
And a dwarf who was named after me.

On the Ninth Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Nine children chatting
Eight masons building
Seven miners digging
Six smiths a-smithing
MORE ADAMANTINE
Four forgeworkers
Three haulers
Two woodcutters
And a five-squad goblin siege.

On the Tenth Day of Dwarfmas, my idiots gave to me
Ten mason's workshops
Nine magma smelters
Eight glass furnaces
Seven craftsdwarfs' workshops
Six magma forges
FIVE ARTIFACTS
Four Forgotten Beasts
Three dragons
Two plains titans
And some soldiers in adamantine.

On the Eleventh Day of Dwarfmas, my site did give to me
Eleven gold deposits
Ten yellow diamonds
Nine hematite veins
Eight hundred opals
Seven thousand flux stones
Sixty strands of precious
ADAMANTINE
Four idiots
Three morons
Two nincompoops
And the sound of otherworldly screams.

On the Last Day of Dwarfmas, I load my game to see:
Twelve throwing tantrums
Eleven miserable
Ten guardsmen beating
Nine dwarves berserking
Eight suicidal
Seven stark raving mad
Six dead because of
HIDDEN FUN STUFF
Four demons for
Each dwarf left
In the fortress
And a cat swimming in the magma sea.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Rename this thread "The DF Christmas Songs".

Dashing through the stone
with a dull, half-broken pick
under the feilds we go
(with our) atomsmashing stick!
Pick apart the wagon
From a log make one workshop
And with the other two you left
An axe for lots more wood.

O-OH!

Jingle bells!
Need some shells.
Craftsdwarve's got a mood!
Forgotten beast!
Let's have a feast!
Oh crap there's rotting food...

OH!

Jingle bells!
Abbeyfells
will not survive to long...
We just hope
That there's a dope
Who'll finish this stupid song...

O-OH!

Now the ground is red
So go in while you can
Take the stuff tonight
And we'll have goblins in our pan.
Just take that stupid bed
And put it in that room
Oh I don't care about your share
Just put him in his tomb.

O-OH!

Jingle bells!
Have no wells
We've run out of booze!
The trolls have struck
We're out of luck
HEY GUYZ LETZ HAV A SNOOZ!

O-OH!

We've finished the magma pump
That'll take it from the ground
Put salvage in that dump
Don't let stuff lie around.
The magma trap is done
And we'll have lots of ‼Fun‼
Just toss that cat with a furry gnat
Down to the magma sea.

O-OH!

Winter's fine!
Adamantine!
We've all got that mood!
We'll mine some out and wealth be doubt
Though we're running out of food..

O-OH!

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Dug too deep...
What the creep!
What the hell is that??
Oh WHY'S IT COMING STRAIGHT AT US
Oh Urist IT'S THAT CAT . . .

*****

[Deimos56]

I figure I'll repost it here.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

On the First Day of Dwarfmas, Dwarf Fortress gave to me
A site with a river and trees.

On the Second Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Two magma pools
And a great and vast magma sea.

On the Third Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Three masons
Two carpenters
And a weaponsmith whose name escapes me.

On the Fourth Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Four steel axes
Three mail shirts
Two pairs of greaves
And the makings of a military.

On the Fifth Day of Dwarfmas, my embark gave to me
ADAMANTINE
Four shining gems
Three gold veins
Two silver ores
And a diamond clear as can be.

On the Sixth Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Six soldiers armed with
ADAMANTINE
Four ambushes
Three snatchers
Two titans
And a breeding pair of megabeasts.

On the Seventh Day of Dwarfmas, the elves all brought to me
Seven giant eagles
Six giant tigers
FIVE GRIZZLY BEARS
Four unicorns
Three lions
Two tigermen
And a bunch of useless crap I don't need.

On the Eighth Day of Dwarfmas, migration gave to me
Eight useless haulers
Seven various farmers
Six future masons
FIVE ARMORERS
Four mechanics
Three miners
Two glassmakers
And a dwarf who was named after me.

On the Ninth Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Nine children chatting
Eight masons building
Seven miners digging
Six smiths a-smithing
MORE ADAMANTINE
Four forgeworkers
Three haulers
Two woodcutters
And a five-squad goblin siege.

On the Tenth Day of Dwarfmas, my idiots gave to me
Ten mason's workshops
Nine magma smelters
Eight glass furnaces
Seven craftsdwarfs' workshops
Six magma forges
FIVE ARTIFACTS
Four Forgotten Beasts
Three dragons
Two plains titans
And some soldiers in adamantine.

On the Eleventh Day of Dwarfmas, my site did give to me
Eleven gold deposits
Ten yellow diamonds
Nine hematite veins
Eight hundred opals
Seven thousand flux stones
Sixty strands of precious
ADAMANTINE
Four idiots
Three morons
Two nincompoops
And the sound of otherworldly screams.

On the Last Day of Dwarfmas, I load my game to see:
Twelve throwing tantrums
Eleven miserable
Ten guardsmen beating
Nine dwarves berserking
Eight suicidal
Seven stark raving mad
Six dead because of
HIDDEN FUN STUFF
Four demons for
Each dwarf left
In the fortress
And a cat swimming in the magma sea.

This is an awesome song right here.
Where did you get it?

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

He wrote it in the What's going on in your fortress? thread.

[Jessoftherocks]

Most of these things have happened in my most recent fortress, last night as i sat and wondered what my Dwarfs would sing for the twelve days of dwarfmas, i came up with this, he he eh way to much time on my  hands, but still funny though, I also got a few of my buddies to actually sing this outload and we pretty much broke down laughing, awe Merry Christmas everbody and dwarfmas to.

[They Got Leader]

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=43864.msg832302#msg832302

 On the eleventh day of Felsite, Armok gave to me:
12 siegers sieging,
Eleven elves a-tortured,
ten nobles burning,
nine dwarves a-drinking,
eight maggots purring,
seven carps a-swimming,
six hunters hunting,
five platinum rings!
four giant eagles,
three !!plump helmets!!,
two (rotten turtles),
and a goblin in a larch tree