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Lex Talionias

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Terrible Squad names.
« on: December 19, 2010, 04:14:12 am »
i was starting a new fortress and naming my first military squad. there were so many horrible ones i eventually started writing them out.
Paddles of romance
The Savage Letters
The Worth Mines
The Accidental Doors
The Magical Stakes
The Tongs of Equity
The Violent Syrups

finally my streak of bad names was broken. broken epically.
Disembowels of Armr
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Re: Terrible Squad names.
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2010, 04:34:11 am »
I have the Geared Dead as my squad of meatshieldsmarksdorfs. Was totally random too.
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ChocoRokk

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Re: Terrible Squad names.
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2010, 05:07:02 am »
The Dykes of Robustness.  ;D

I can't tell if that's awesome or not. I'm thinking yes.
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Re: Terrible Squad names.
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2010, 07:43:04 am »
The axes of anger XD
Ironically they started as 3 recruits and now they're axedwarves
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Re: Terrible Squad names.
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2010, 07:45:24 am »
The Spikes of Violating,
I set them to pick up there free choice melee weapons, they all grabbed spears...
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Nom nom nom

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Re: Terrible Squad names.
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2010, 07:58:32 am »
Once upon a time, there was a migrant group. And a goblin ambush.

The Last Stands fought bravely but like you'd figure, none lived to tell the tale of their heroics.
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