All that aside, if I'm bugged, have cameras pointed at me, and everything else; I'll just remain my usual borderline-insane self and rattle off the ears of the people listening in, carry some bad habits that would make one resist watching and so on. Basically, I would unintentionally go Jersey Shore on the buggers or something, and annoy any conspirators out of town.
*TOP SECRET*
During a █████████ investigation on January █, ████, the investigative team assigned to monotor █████████ ████████████ first known to us by the username "Itnetlolor" were all found dead in the residance they had been assigned for the duration of their operation at █████████,██.
The cause of death for all agents was apparently suicide, carried out by use of █████████ an odd and esoteric choice, given the signifigantly less painful and simpler methods that were available to them. Judging by the note they had left, which contained only the words "he won't stop ███████████████ no mater what happens he WONT STOP HURTS" which was rather disturbingly written in ████████████, it is our analysis that the subject had driven them insane through the team listining to the planted bugs alone, despite there being no way of the subject doing this knowingly. We recommend that all interaction with the subject cease and all related records be sealed for ██████ years, given the severe implications of this event.
-Director ██████ ████████████
Funny thing, I can also use this as an exorcism method as well.
-Enter a haunted house
-Get possessed by an (evil) spirit
-Mimic similar routine to break the sanity of the possessive spirit
-Drink some alcohol after exorcism to heal physical and spiritual wounds on the inside after having the supposed demon pathetically attempt to claw it's way out.
-Forget months later that the broken spirit is still "possessing your body", and that the roles apparently switched ages ago.
-Take pity on the poor fool and let him out. (or mercy kill)
-Scare the crap out of the devil by returning one of his best men broken, starved, and driven to insanity.
-Claim yourself the new "Hell".
I think it rather funny/interesting that I found a way to make a soul snare a plausible method of exorcism. Like a venus flytrap you would be. The demonic spirits would be the bugs that fall prey. Pretend weak-spirited to lure them, and then snare them. Do with them what you will. Become Naraku if you must.
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