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[UristMcDwarf]

I was running away,being chased by bogeys, and one bit my toe and I was liek:

wat

[Fgw_wolf]

I was running away,being chased by bogeys, and one bit my toe and I was liek:

wat

You must be new, that happens a lot, and much much worse things.

[UristMcDwarf]

No, it's just that I find it really funny that he had the accuracy to bit a specific toe.

[Sphalerite]

Just wait till you swing an axe at someone and sever his upper right premolar. and nothing else.

[SirAaronIII]

Or when you bite someone in a random toe AND the head at the same time.

[Jacob/Lee]

Didn't you get the memo? Adventurers have giant snake jaws now.

[UristMcDwarf]

Didn't you get the memo? Adventurers have giant snake jaws now.

Snakeman adventurers?

[Aspgren]

biting is fun one of my dwarves chopped both arms off a troglodyte, the trog passed out, the dwarf bit him in the foot and shook him around.

another dwarf bit a goblin .... in the back lower tooth

[IpunchFaces]

biting is fun one of my dwarves chopped both arms off a troglodyte, the trog passed out, the dwarf bit him in the foot and shook him around.

another dwarf bit a goblin .... in the back lower tooth

So they were kissing?

Ewwwww

[Rumrusher]

nah he just jump into the goblin's mouth and sank his teeth into his teeth.
goblin's lost his lower jaw in the process though.

[doomdome]

I think I once had an enemy's head and all of their arms and legs in my mouth at once...

[Arachu]

That's nothing - everytime I run into a Titan (in the old version, at least) the sunuvanelf would grab my pinky and punch me guts quite literally from my body.

... A cyclops did that, but gouged both of my eyes out. I guess I had that coming.

[Gorm]

This reminds me of how I take out my frustration of repeated deaths on some random outlaw... When they collapse from pain, rather than killing them, I knock each of their teeth out... Then smash their toes... And fingers... I do kill them eventually, but not before they suffer.

I usually start with cutting off their ears and nose. Then I stab at teeth and eyes until they bleed to death.

[Deon]

Or when you bite someone in a random toe AND the head at the same time.

Bullshit . It requires at least two attacks.

[Failchon]

Play a giant, throw people miles away and pinch their head to instantly crush it and kill them.