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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #60 on: November 18, 2010, 08:52:39 am »

I think the wizard would be included.

But just to be sure, here is the action I think we should take.

Maniacal laughter follows the death of the wizard. We offer a choice to the remaining soldiers, servitude or horrific death.

Those that accept our offer are slain on the spot, and every corpse upon the battlefield begins to stir as our dark powers sunder the mortal veil itself, granting unlife to the dead.

Those that refuse our benevolent offer are mutilated and killed in terrible ways, their undead corpses left impaled upon spears forever to twitch in agony.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #61 on: November 18, 2010, 09:15:36 am »

or we could do a happy silly victory dance
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #62 on: November 18, 2010, 09:29:28 am »

or we could do a happy silly victory dance
Or we could have the undead do this dance for us while we maintain the dignity that a dark overlord deserves.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #63 on: November 18, 2010, 09:31:45 am »

An acceptable compromise, I think
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #64 on: November 18, 2010, 09:32:54 am »

I actually really like the idea of the recently dead standing up suddenly and doing the michael jackson's Thriller while we offer the choice to the still-living.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #65 on: November 18, 2010, 09:36:39 am »

Even better when there's no actual music to go along with it.

The thriller dance is uncomfortable and kind of creepy with no music.

Even more so I expect when they are all making sickening zombie noises.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #66 on: November 18, 2010, 09:39:21 am »

Yess.... it will be horrible and disconcerting.

All this is assuming we can raise the dead, but what dark overlord worth the title is unable to?
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #67 on: November 18, 2010, 12:04:42 pm »

A dark overlord with a Lich or Necromancer as a general and/or advisor on magical matters? Only possibility I can think of to be honest. Also, I approve of raised minions doing a Thriller dance, without music.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #68 on: November 18, 2010, 12:19:53 pm »

A dark overlord with a Lich or Necromancer as a general and/or advisor on magical matters? Only possibility I can think of to be honest. Also, I approve of raised minions doing a Thriller dance, without music.
Even then, said overlord can accomplish the raising of the dead through a lackey so he can still accomplish it no?

Yes... creepy thriller dance to no music is a go.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2010, 12:22:22 pm »

Point, plus a proper evil overlord would force the knowledge of how to raise undead himself from said lackey as a just in case precausion.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #70 on: November 18, 2010, 12:52:50 pm »

If only so that he can raise said minions from the dead after choking him in a fit of rage.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #71 on: November 18, 2010, 02:31:50 pm »

+1 to all of the above.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #72 on: November 18, 2010, 04:19:35 pm »

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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger...
« Reply #73 on: December 19, 2010, 10:25:56 am »

Thriller dance. Dum dum dum. Think we're fairly done deciding.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger...
« Reply #74 on: December 19, 2010, 10:57:39 am »

I'm assuming the game is dead, considering it's been more than a month now.
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