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[Deathbypie]

So i'm pretty new to DF and i've had some help with starting out. this is my first fort that i have done by my self, i think its my 3rd fort. I just had a dwarf go crazy and he made a figurine that was called "The Sparkles of Plunging", and in the discription it keep refrencing it's self. so curious i hit Z and i found out my forts name......... Plunge tower

[ElChad]

It's simple isn't it? Cover your fort with a giant plunger, Kaolinite for the rubbery part and as much wood to make a handle to reach the heavens!

[Deathbypie]

you know i might have to do that lol

[Max White]

That's a mighty fine +tourist trap+.

[Deathbypie]

so im turning my fort in to a 5 star hotel then?

[Psieye]

With a tourist souvenir shop selling trinkets that have decorations using the Sparkles of Plunging as a motif.

[Groveller]

so im turning my fort in to a 5 star hotel then?

That, or the civilisation equivalent of a blocked lavatory*. So, your basic Dwarven settlement.

*Magmatory?

[Xenos]

What deathbypie forgot to mention is that he planepacked the Sparkles of Plunging so it references itself at least 10 times.  It also has many many many images of an elf being struck down by a human.  And humans fighting elves.  Basically its his dorfs way of saying "humans are all right.  Elves?  SCREW YOU!"

[Qwernt]

I love the idea of only selling trinkets that include decorations of this artifact. (everything else gets the plunge[r]) In fact, it should also be required to have gems/glass encrusted also (Sparkles).  I think I am going to have to do this in a fort soon.  Tourist trap right outside a major Dwarf MountainHome. 

Now, how should DeathByPie make a giant plunger magma trap...

[DuckBoy2]

Wait... Plunge tower you say?  Why aren't you building a really large tower surrounded by water (magma) for goblins to take the plunge into?

[CapnUrist]

Damnit, now I have dwarven pirates on the mind.

"Git on derr, elfy! You'll walk the plank and say hello to the magma crabs like a good little treehugger, won't you?"

[Deathbypie]

well hypotheticly yes!