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ScriptWolf

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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2011, 02:55:17 pm »
Quote from: PsyberianHusky on January 05, 2011, 01:54:04 pm

Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem Forever: The Human with the +balls of steel+
The animated series .

DO IT!!
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He must be running 3.5 abacuses of RAM

DrunkDorfPally

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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2011, 07:36:53 pm »
Quote from: ScriptWolf on January 05, 2011, 02:55:17 pm
Quote from: PsyberianHusky on January 05, 2011, 01:54:04 pm

Slaves to Armok, God of Blood: Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem Forever: The Human with the +balls of steel+
The animated series .

DO IT!!


DO IT NAUGHHHHH!!!!!!
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Quote from: Darvi on January 21, 2011, 01:32:39 pm
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Max White

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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2011, 12:29:42 am »
Let it be so...

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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2011, 01:35:02 am »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on January 03, 2011, 11:44:01 pm
Nah. Dwarf Fortress 2.0 will be so well optimized that it can be run on a calculator.

There is no Dwarf Fortress 2.0.  When it comes out, we realize that the world we live in was Dwarf Fortress 2.0 all along.
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2011, 02:37:41 am »
Quote from: Interus on January 06, 2011, 01:35:02 am
There is no Dwarf Fortress 2.0.  When it comes out, we realize that the world we live in was Dwarf Fortress 2.0 all along.
Couldn't be. Not enough hairy drunks threatening elves with magma cannons.
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2011, 03:31:55 am »
Or it could be  :o that would make toady god, quick to the atheist redux thread !
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2011, 06:02:29 am »
Quote from: Brandstone on January 02, 2011, 10:16:28 pm
It's a little late to be posting predictions, but whatever. I have looked into my !crystal glass window!, and seen the future of Dwarf Fortress. Crytek will cut a deal with Toady. Dwarf Fortress will be developed on the Crysis engine to ensure that they will have a published game with system requirements beyond the scope of any high end home computer. The forums will be deluged with pictures of the new ideal Dwarf Fortress hardware setup: a garage packed with clustered high end machines, commercial rooftop cooling systems jury-rigged to compensate for massive over-clocking, and secondary power generators to compensate for the local grid's inability to meet their power needs. After a spate of garage fires the game will be outlawed in most countries, but find a new home in Russia. Dwarf Fortress Crysis will become that nation's unofficial past time, and the influx of foreign immigrants eager to get their Dwarf Fortress fix legally will significantly boost their economy. Eventually the US will "find" evidence of WMD's in Russia and invade, but by then it is too late. The combination of large numbers of clustered computing networks and advanced AI algorithms will give birth to new machine-based life. The war between man and machine will be bloody, but at the last moment a hero appears with a plan to defeat the machines. After several gratuitous fight scenes, love scenes, and a fight/love scenes(who knew a dildo could be a weapon and a toy in a PG-13 setting?) the hero and comrades manage to set the machine's booze stockpile on fire and save Earth. The hero is then cryogenically frozen in case something vaguely similar happens, but not his comrades because that would cost too much money for the sequel next catastrophe. Happy New Year.

This is pure liquid wonderment..
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2011, 09:15:30 am »
Okay guys, but seriously, what will be in 2011? I predict that caravan arc will barely be finished by end. So army arc NET (not earlier then) 2012. I predict plethora of new bugs. I predict new ludicrous and epic (and sometimes both) stories. I predict more sponsorship projects - I propose bug sponsorship, maybe THEN Toady will have motivation to take it more serously.
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2011, 11:06:08 am »
Quote from: NightS on January 03, 2011, 03:53:11 pm
Toady will be like Mr House in Fallout New Vegas!
Does that mean that Toady is a pickled brain that controls a vast army of securitrons?
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2011, 12:54:22 pm »
DF 2.0 will be like that episode of stargate atlantis where they end up controlling two villages.
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PsyberianHusky

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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2011, 12:56:04 am »
Quote from: Max White on January 06, 2011, 12:29:42 am
Let it be so...

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FUND IT!

Also I funded it myself!
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Re: 2011 Predictions
« Reply #41 on: January 07, 2011, 01:37:33 am »
 :D
So cash!
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