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[Sean Mirrsen]

I found "lets just S.S. the situation" to be the funniest of those.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Your images enrage and confuse my phone.

[Leafsnail]

I remember having to research Cockermouth in school.  It's name, combined with the fact it's located in Cumbria, triggered the "weighted phrase limit" every time.

(the above is actually true... just trying to avoid the flood of stealth puns here)

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Scunthorpe used to do it as well.

[Karnewarrior]

As I see it there's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who use Base 1010, and those who don't.

Personally, I prefer base 10. Have fun figuring that out.

You son of a bitch. Well played.

I don't get it.

10 can be any number (well, any integer number), depending on what base is used. It's eight in base 8, nineteen in base 19, etc.

Makes me wonder what happens if you'd take a non-integer base. Counting in base pi anyone?

If your try to count in base pi you'll be inside trying to figure it out for so long your skin will get pastry!

[smigenboger]

All of these are painful. Deliciously painful. More to come when they arise.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I was lying in my room one night, looking up at the stars and thought, "Where the f*+k's my roof gone"

So American schwienhund *slap*
Ve haff Vays of making you talk *slap*
You Vill tell us vat you know *slap*
UNT STOP HITTING ME VHILE I AM TALKING TO YOU!!!!!
(works better in person)

[Itnetlolor]

One from Bash.org, #479067:

Scud: The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you
Scud: And then it hit me

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I'd like to dedicate this to my father, who's a roofer. So dad, if you're  up there.

[Urist McOverlord]

I just flew in from charmlash and boy are my arms tired.

The other day I was upgrading my RAM, and I realized that replacing the horns with lasers was a really baa-aa-aad idea.

[DJ]

From another forum, reply to an article about bacteria who use arsenic instead of phosphorous:

"This is bad news. Any bacteria that aren't a phosphorous are a phos against us."