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Author Topic: Your first time, and what it was like.  (Read 2808 times)

Cannabust

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Re: Your first time, and what it was like.
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2010, 12:21:18 am »
I got tagged to kill a night creature consort, and how foolish I was to think I could do it.

I found her in a cave, waiting for me almost, she got up and said something about her previous conquests. I plunged in without hesitation, not really ready  but confident enough that I could do it. I engaged her and and when the moment was right I thrust into her, taking her aback bruptly, oh she was not prepared for it but I let it in, she was not ready for my thick shaft, and I pushed it deeper inside her, driving her wild with excitement. I thought I was going to come out on top, but oh how wrong I was, she jumped on top of me, grabbing my hands with hers, she fell on top of me and howled with excitement, her eyes narrowed and I thrust again, stopping her lust for a moment, she scratched deep into my back and I felt blood trickle down, but I grinned with confidence, my weapon embedded deep in her body, I pulled it out and slapped her with it as well, and the consort must have been surprised. She was not done yet, oh no, a consort never is...

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Re: Your first time, and what it was like.
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2010, 07:28:07 am »
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Nerserus

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Re: Your first time, and what it was like.
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2010, 09:05:26 pm »
My first time I played as a spearman and I walked around in a nearby Elven Forest. And then I saw her. This Female Elf Archer. We wrestled each other to the ground and I thrusted my shaft deep into her lower body until she squirmed and her juices covered my clothes.

Then she shot me and it went through my armor...And she broke my heart. If you know what I mean...
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Quote from: AlStar on July 15, 2010, 09:29:08 am
stack of 10 prepared dragonfly brains - I'm trying to imagine what's more funny: a dwarf popping a tiny dragonfly brain into his mouth for a snack, the butcher who actually prepared this feast, or the brave hunter who ventured out into the wilderness and returned with this bounty.

inEQUALITY

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Re: Your first time, and what it was like.
« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2010, 09:07:09 pm »
Quote from: Nerserus on November 28, 2010, 09:05:26 pm
My first time I played as a spearman and I walked around in a nearby Elven Forest. And then I saw her. This Female Elf Archer. We wrestled each other to the ground and I thrusted my shaft deep into her lower body until she squirmed and her juices covered my clothes.

Then she shot me and it went through my armor...Then she broke my heart. If you know what I mean...

That's just full of WIN.
If you know what I mean...

...

But you don't. Cuz you guys are lame virgins n00bs.

I jest, I jest :P
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Re: Your first time, and what it was like.
« Reply #34 on: November 28, 2010, 09:09:20 pm »
Quote from: inEQUALITY on November 28, 2010, 09:07:09 pm
Quote from: Nerserus on November 28, 2010, 09:05:26 pm
My first time I played as a spearman and I walked around in a nearby Elven Forest. And then I saw her. This Female Elf Archer. We wrestled each other to the ground and I thrusted my shaft deep into her lower body until she squirmed and her juices covered my clothes.

Then she shot me and it went through my armor...Then she broke my heart. If you know what I mean...

That's just full of WIN.
If you know what I mean...

...

But you don't. Cuz you guys are lame virgins n00bs.

I jest, I jest :P

Do you know what I mean? I don't, I was just copying you.

I JUST WANT TO BELONG!
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Quote from: AlStar on July 15, 2010, 09:29:08 am
stack of 10 prepared dragonfly brains - I'm trying to imagine what's more funny: a dwarf popping a tiny dragonfly brain into his mouth for a snack, the butcher who actually prepared this feast, or the brave hunter who ventured out into the wilderness and returned with this bounty.

inEQUALITY

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Re: Your first time, and what it was like.
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2010, 09:30:38 pm »
Quote from: Nerserus on November 28, 2010, 09:09:20 pm
Do you know what I mean? I don't, I was just copying you.

I JUST WANT TO BELONG!
If you know what he means...  ;D
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Quote from: Carl Sagan
It does no harm to the romance of the sunset to know a little bit about it.
Quote from: ZeroBubble on August 17, 2011, 02:45:19 pm
If the magma cannon doesn't count, they aren't proper scientists.

freeformschooler

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Re: Your first time, and what it was like.
« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2010, 11:10:56 pm »
I slaughtered the entire town -- women, children, old men and all. They all succumbed under my might.
....If you know what I mean!

the old men were an accident
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