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Author Topic: Oysters are the new carp.  (Read 1148 times)

Gara-nis

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Oysters are the new carp.
« on: November 30, 2010, 01:06:46 am »
It speaks for itself:
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-gold statue of Sakzul Cavepoint-
This is a well-crafted gold statue of Sakzul Cavepoint.
The item is a well-designed image of Sakzul Cavepoint the dwarf and oysters in gold by Led Ardesstakud. Sakzul Cavepoint is
surrounded by the oysters. Sakzul Cavepoint looks terrified.
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Spaghetti7

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Re: Oysters are the new carp.
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 02:23:54 am »
Uh oh. Does this mean all the oysters I have caught are going to overthrow me and eat all my dwarfs? Help!
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Quote from: miauw62 on December 31, 2012, 04:43:51 am
That's nothing. I had something mate with a pile of dead meat.

peregarrett

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Re: Oysters are the new carp.
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 02:35:01 am »
Put that to Sakzul's personal bedroom, to make him sleep better =)

Actually it's just art object inspired by personal traits of that dwarf. He must have 'absolutely detests oysters' in his description
« Last Edit: November 30, 2010, 02:36:44 am by peregarrett »
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Re: Oysters are the new carp.
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 02:42:37 am »
I wonder if after the dwarves get eaten by oysters, they become pearls. After all, they'd carry enough dirt and dust from the caverns to provide the material.

I think dwarves are also aphrodisiacs for oysters.
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