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duckInferno

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Child murders girl; recieves roundhouse kick to the face
« on: November 21, 2010, 03:20:03 am »
I love this game!

A boy failed to build an artifact (who knows why, I had everything) and went berserk, punching my miners.  They didn't do anything about it and so he moved on to someone her own size: a little girl. 

He punched her brain.

His next supposed victim was not interested in playing and roundhouse kicked his face in.


« Last Edit: November 21, 2010, 03:22:20 am by duckInferno »
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Re: Child murders girl; recieves roundhouse kick to the face
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2010, 03:41:59 am »
Urist Imiknorris?
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Re: Child murders girl; recieves roundhouse kick to the face
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2010, 03:43:04 am »
I guess the boy was reading from this manual when he went on his spree.
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Re: Child murders girl; recieves roundhouse kick to the face
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2010, 06:07:34 am »
I love this game.

I love it so very much.

Also, this:
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Re: Child murders girl; recieves roundhouse kick to the face
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2010, 08:27:51 am »
Now I must build an arena and stock it only with berserking dwarven children. It will be just like Battle Royale but more dwarvenly.
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