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Author Topic: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?  (Read 12653 times)

Arkenstone

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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2010, 07:08:35 pm »

Reminds me of an old bug which caused artifacts to be made out of the stuff that causes black lung disease in I forget which mod...
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Dwarven economics are still in the experimental stages. The humans have told them that they need to throw a lot of money around to get things going, but every time the dwarves try all they just end up with a bunch of coins lying all over the place.

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Feel free to ask me any questions you have about logic/computing; I'm majoring in the topic.

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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #46 on: November 06, 2010, 07:17:05 pm »

Reminds me of an old bug which caused artifacts to be made out of the stuff that causes black lung disease in I forget which mod...

That would be the single best gift to the mayor who keeps demanding tin items. Or prohibits the export of whatever you usually sell to the traders, right before they come.
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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #47 on: November 06, 2010, 07:32:40 pm »

Yeh it was a fey mood. If it were an animal trap I would try to catch a fairy and put it in there :P
Maybe some of the merchants sell fairies or fairy bits on occasion.
Well, you do need to buy a fairy to get an air supply for your submarine...
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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #48 on: November 06, 2010, 08:13:48 pm »

*Applause*
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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #49 on: November 06, 2010, 08:18:35 pm »

What, you cant just buy +prepared oxyale+?
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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #50 on: November 06, 2010, 10:52:03 pm »

Dude you got rick-rolled by a freaking barrel...... wait I guess that means the game did a barrel roll....
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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #51 on: November 06, 2010, 10:53:59 pm »

Far as the barrel goes, here's a suggestion. Channel out a square near the cavern and create a garbage dump zone near it.

Have a dwarf dump the barrel into the pit. Just before he does, pause the game, dramatically declare "I cast Magic Missile Barrel at the darkness!", and unpause.
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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #52 on: November 07, 2010, 12:04:39 pm »

Dude you got rick-rolled by a freaking barrel...... wait I guess that means the game did a barrel roll....
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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #53 on: November 07, 2010, 08:09:48 pm »

A magic missile barrel used to store plump helmets. What's next, a Raise Dead hospital bed?
With DF's healthcare system, it's probably closer to MIDDLE Finger of Death. Or Meteor Fall.
Fixed. ;D
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Quote from: Retro
Dwarven economics are still in the experimental stages. The humans have told them that they need to throw a lot of money around to get things going, but every time the dwarves try all they just end up with a bunch of coins lying all over the place.

The EPIC Dwarven Drinking Song of Many Names

Feel free to ask me any questions you have about logic/computing; I'm majoring in the topic.

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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #54 on: November 12, 2010, 11:48:06 am »

Urist's Black Tentacles...
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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #55 on: November 12, 2010, 11:49:44 am »

You'll be siege-proof! No one would want to attack a fortress of suck a low value.
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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #56 on: November 12, 2010, 01:48:07 pm »

<#3> is the stockpile the barrel is now used in.
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Re: Negative Value Artifact - good or bad? Record?
« Reply #57 on: November 12, 2010, 03:12:46 pm »

I laughed so hard when I saw the pic. Oh God.

Dude you got rick-rolled by a freaking barrel...... wait I guess that means the game did a barrel roll....
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Send it, so the receiver's will also lose 1.3 billion [insert currency here]
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