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Author Topic: Dwarf brings barrel back to meeting after grabbing a dri  (Read 815 times)

Risim

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Dwarf brings barrel back to meeting after grabbing a dri
« on: January 25, 2008, 11:17:00 pm »
I had a pack of unhappy dwarves after their clothes started to tatter, and I noticed that one of them interrupted his pacifying/consoling meeting with my mayor to go grab a drink.  Once he was done, he didn't bother to drop the barrel, and instead dragged it back to the mayor, only to run back and drop it off again.
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Tahin

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Re: Dwarf brings barrel back to meeting after grabbing a dri
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 11:36:00 pm »
You've never forgotten you were still carrying something after you had thought you had put it down?

[ January 25, 2008: Message edited by: Tahin ]

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Risim

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Re: Dwarf brings barrel back to meeting after grabbing a dri
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 11:44:00 pm »
He didn't even offer the mayor a swig, though.  Just turned right around and ran back to the stockpile.  

Moody dwarves.

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Kagus

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Re: Dwarf brings barrel back to meeting after grabbing a dri
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 11:45:00 pm »
I think a barrel would be kinda easy to remember.

But then again, these are dwarves we're talking here.

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Re: Dwarf brings barrel back to meeting after grabbing a dri
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2008, 12:02:00 am »
I once had a sheriff get a drink before being scheduled to beat a criminal. Right after getting a drink of beer from a barrel, he kept the barrel, and proceeded to beat the criminal with it.
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Re: Dwarf brings barrel back to meeting after grabbing a dri
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2008, 12:24:00 am »
A beating with a barrel... That's dwarven justice, for you.
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