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[Rhaken]

We all have them in our forts. Small little coincidences that make things just plain more fun. Like the fisherdwarf with a taste for giant cave spider meat, or the hauler with a fetish for theropod demons.

This thread is about those fun little coincidences. The more outlandish or hilarious, the better. For example:

I once had a chief medical dwarf who was also a capable bone doctor and High Master Bonecarver.

Urist McDoctor: "I'm afraid we had to amputate your leg. On the brightside, your femur is now a spiffy flute!"

Cooks in Mirrorbeards are an ingenious lot. They ensure that their roasts are just freakish enough to peak curiosity without inducing vomit on sight.




This wrestler is truly a master of Dwarf Fu. Perhaps one day, he will pass these secret techniques onto others.



He calls this "Dwarf Fu Secret Grappling Technique #23: Shin Takedown by the Molars".