I just had one of my most eye-popping jaw dropping moments ever. Brand new 31.16 fort, chose a site that a river runs through it (not especially afraid of FPS, just kicking the tires on .16 anyway). Strike the earth page, hit escape, code churns in the background for a few seconds...
Huh? What? How in the name of Armok did those fools manage that!?!?!?
The wagon is parked
on the river. It's frozen, and 1 level below ground. There are no ramps in the sides of the frozen part. None at all. Some ramps leading to an unfrozen part, and the river itself goes off screen to the top. But they couldn't have reached current position via the terrain on this level. Did they walk up a canyon, on top of a frozen river, as the spring thaw began? Or did Armok drop them in that location as a special test of fortitude? However they got there, the temperature better hold or this is going to be one of the shortest expeditions ever.
Before unpausing from the embark I popped up to the surface, designated a garbage and meeting zone, set orders to collect outside refuse, and mass designated all the stocks for dumping. Designated some stairs and crossed fingers.
By some miracle, they all managed to be topside when the ice melted. Hard to tell if all the goods were saved, but at least I still have a starting seven. Snagged a copy of the initial autosave, will probably reload and record a movie of it.
BTW my previous favorite "Fate of Armok" embark was on 40d next to an open chasm with a GCS. That doesn't compete with a temperature controlled auto-retracting bridge of doom.