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[Demosthes]

Figured I might as well start one of those illustrated suggestion games that have been getting pretty popular on the forums.

Spoiler: "And so it begins..." (click to show/hide)

You are a Robot.  You are also a Pizza Deliveryman.  While Floating by your desk, a Delivery Message shows up on it.  It reads:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Transmission Accessing...

Oh, Hai! I wantz a nanobyte pizza.  Send it to 4242 Lazybird sector, apartment 4Z.  whatever you do, make sure it doesn't get doesn't crushed!  kthxbye
p.s.  Be carefullz of mai rad security system. Whatever you do, don

End Transmission

Despite the fact the Message was cut off, you must Deliver Said Pizza.  But first things first, you must get the Pizza and Prepare for the Delivery of a Lifetime.  Always remember... use your Inventory boxes and your Program bars wisely.

[Frajic]

p.s.  Be carefullz of mai rad security system. Whatever you do, don

Mention of his... *cough* defenses, then suddenly stops writing?
You guys know what this means. He has CJ standing guard :O

Anyway, Retrieve the Pizza and be on your way.

[Demosthes]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Robot attempts to retrieve the pizza from the pizza confibrabulatoria.  Robot only succeeds in making a mess.  However, Robot did get to show off his 1337 bashing skills.

[Retro]

Ponder why you are working in the pizza delivery industry when you are incapable of even a simple task like de-pizza-ing a pizza confibrabulatoria. Consider trying a new career path instead of this dead-end joint. Wonder when it all went so wrong for you. Reflect on life and past mistakes. Shed single robotic tear.

Then pick up the pizza and be on your way.

[Neyvn]

Clearly we need to retrieve our arms...

[webadict]

Read the message on the wall.

[Demosthes]

Clearly we need to retrieve our arms...

Oh! Robot's Arms!  Robot completely forgot about them!  Robot looks under the desk and equips them.  There, now things should be so much easier for Robot!

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Ponder why you are working in the pizza delivery industry when you are incapable of even a simple task like de-pizza-ing a pizza confibrabulatoria. Consider trying a new career path instead of this dead-end joint. Wonder when it all went so wrong for you. Reflect on life and past mistakes. Shed single robotic tear.

Then pick up the pizza...

Robot again wonders why Robot accepted job as pizza delivery man.  Maybe Robot should have gone to eliminate human life in other countries with the other Robots.  However, you remember your hero from your youth, Bicycle Repair Bot!  Robot wanted to do something unique.  Robot too proud of this to cry.  With his new found arms, he opens up the confibrabulatoria.  It looks like the pizza was done confibrabulating.  Hooray!

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Read the message on the wall.

Robot reads the certificate of food safety on the wall...

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I, the leader of the food industry, give this business our official seal.

This states that:
1. We do not put humanflesh in our pizza.  Despite our hatred of humans, we know that serving these pizzas are against safety regulations.  Instead, we use the confibrabulatoria to transmute humanflesh and nanobytes into Soilent Gray.
2. We have not killed a human on our premises.
3. We abstain from using weapons at all times.
4. We are up to date with our technology.
5. We check our employees for past offenses before hiring them.

Signed,
Rrestlin Ccorba

Robot does not understand those big words so well though...

be on your way.

Spoiler: "Robot Leaves the Shop..." (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "And arrives at his destination. (click to show/hide)

Robot is looking at the creepy Apartment Complex across the street and wondering what to do now?  Is there some kind of trick?

[Sheb]

Ring the bell.