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Jessoftherocks

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Stone Kold Kobold Killers
« on: October 09, 2010, 09:16:24 pm »

So....Where to start..ehehmmm...Well lets just say Kolbolds are fierce warriors considering they beheaded three of my military dwarfs that decided to enter into battle finally after five dwarfs citizens were mutilated outside my dwarf entrance. They may look small and somewhat cute considering they have only stolen some useless objects in the past, but they came back in full force this time. About fifteen Kobolds stormed my entrance in year two of my fortress. So I sent my best into the fray and only began praying to the dwarf gods for mercy when all but one of my military dwarfs finally pushed back the kobold force into submission. Now my chief medical dwarf is in a panic to save the fifteen other poor dwarf souls that happened to be in the middle of this gruesome battle. Gotta admit ...did not see this coming at all .... now off to make thirteen coffins perhaps even more.
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You obviously found a new species of smart kobold.
Way to go, you killed the only smart kobold's to have existed.
See? Not everyone avoids you!

jaxad0127

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Re: Stone Kold Kobold Killers
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2010, 09:42:46 pm »

Successful theft will make them bolder.
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Jessoftherocks

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Re: Stone Kold Kobold Killers
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2010, 10:08:12 pm »

Ok so heres the plan ...put lots of random useless iteams outside somewheres out of range of  entrance, when they do show up to steal again send out the revenge squad!!!hehehe
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You obviously found a new species of smart kobold.
Way to go, you killed the only smart kobold's to have existed.
See? Not everyone avoids you!

Aachen

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Re: Stone Kold Kobold Killers
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2010, 10:10:44 pm »

1. Kobold honey pot.
2. Military vengeance strike.
3. Save skulls.
4. Train a bonecarver up to legendary.
5. Masterwork kobold skull totems.
6. ?
7. PROFIT!
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