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Nite/m4re

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Mad hammerer!
« on: January 10, 2008, 07:08:00 pm »
Don't know if this is intentional, but... My hammerer lost his arms and can't hold the hammer any more.... But this didn't stop him, he is now BITING my dwarves as punishment! He already ripped of lots of limbs, and is carrying they on his mouth   :eek:
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Impending Doom

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Re: Mad hammerer!
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 07:12:00 pm »
That...is...HILARIOUS!!   :D

Reminds me of that post in the adventure mode forums about the guy going on a biting rampage in the middle of town.

EDIT: Apparently, the hammerer wil go to any lengths to enforce the law, even without his mighty hammer.

[ January 10, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

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Re: Mad hammerer!
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2008, 05:32:00 pm »
This is Bug 334 " hammerer uses mouth when unable to carry hammer, carries around severed limbs in mouth for years".
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Lavastine

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Re: Mad hammerer!
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2008, 02:45:00 pm »
How is that a bug? That is amazing!!
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Fenrir

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Re: Mad hammerer!
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2008, 03:08:00 pm »
I laugh every time I open this thread.
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Sithlordz

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Re: Mad hammerer!
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2008, 09:59:00 am »
Wow. Just wow. Remind me to see if I can burn off limbs with concentrated magma bursts..
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Re: Mad hammerer!
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2008, 02:58:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Lavastine:
<STRONG>How is that a bug? That is amazing!!</STRONG>

I'd say the biting isn't really the bug, but the retention of chewed limbs is. Sounds like the Hammerer can hold multiple whole limbs in his mouth when he should only be able to just chomp chunks out, with how large dwarven mouths are supposed to be. (Then again, they do chug whole barrels of liquor directly... maybe their mouths are funneled and shark-like.)

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Re: Mad hammerer!
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2008, 03:11:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Alfador:
<STRONG>

I'd say the biting isn't really the bug, but the retention of chewed limbs is. Sounds like the Hammerer can hold multiple whole limbs in his mouth when he should only be able to just chomp chunks out, with how large dwarven mouths are supposed to be. (Then again, they do chug whole barrels of liquor directly... maybe their mouths are funneled and shark-like.)</STRONG>


The game doesn't know a difference between dwarven mouths and dragon mouths, so it decided to err on the side of awesomeness.
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