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[rat_pack40]

The only way that a DF movie would suck for me is if it was directed by Uwe Boll and written by 4Kids TV. After seeing the travesties the 2 of them have had a hand in, I want no part of either.

[strongrudder]

Dwarf Fortress - directed by M. Night Shyamalan

The twist is that the dwarves don't pierce HFS - HFS pierces the fortress.

[rat_pack40]

I stand corrected on my first point.....

[Aramco]

This winter...

One Dwarf.

One Sock.

Ten thousand goblins.

DWARF FORTRESS.
THE ANIMATED SERIES.

So he kills the goblins with the sock? Almost exactly how the game works.

[Biag]

Dwarf Fortress anything would be awesome.

Dude, they should totally make a game out of it!

[Urist McKing]

Dwarf Fortress anything would be awesome.

Dude, they should totally make a game out of it!

  BEST IDEA EVAR

[The Underchef]

We should totally make a Dwarf Fortress game which will only work on supercomputers, but make it so there are only three types of stone and the game is linear, um we should have the Dwarfs fight some main antagonist called Armok or something? I don't know but he should have demons and you have to control your little army of Dwarves underground fighting these demons but you should be able to tunnel only only certain areas that we've placed out as to direct the player and make it accessible to casual gamers.

Oh yeah and you'll be able to face off against other dwarves and demons online in 4v4 deathmatches.

[Argembarger]

I dunno, that sounds like a pretty hard game. How are you supposed to control more than one dwarf with just your joystick?

[The Underchef]

You'd have to awkwardly hold down a shoulder button then drag a box across the dwarves.

We should have fighter dwarves, archer dwarves... um stronger fighter dwarves, um some dwarves who carry other dwarves and stronger archer dwarves.