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[Jackrabbit]

Some horrible amalgamation of all three or just Sue if I don't have time.

[Lumbajak]

If I wasn't paying attention I'd think you were trying to create some kind of old crusty chimaera to have sex with.

Then again, I don't have any proof that you're not.

[SirHoneyBadger]

1 Aquizzar
2 There is no "u"
3 Aqizzar.

While the quality of the act of sex with Sue Johanson at this stage in her life, is probably fairly low, a lot can be said for experience.

So, I think what the OP is suggesting, is that in preparation for having sex with Scarlett Johansson, it would be pertinent to listen to Sue Johanson's advice. 

Alternately: Have a threeway with both of them, compare notes.

[Jackrabbit]

Okay, watched a few clips. I think Grakelin is on to something here, actually, this show seems to alternate between hilariously awkward and just hilarious.