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shadowform

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Best. Statue. Ever.
« on: October 02, 2010, 08:57:13 pm »

I just got a statue of two historical figures in war.

The artwork relates to the killing of the dwarf Meng Armorslipped the Tenderness of Friends by the dwarf Mato Malicecurl the Hellish Talon of Rags in Dradesin in the Distinct Tower in 144 during ARist Monang, "The Assault of Drilling."

the Tenderness of Friends vs the Hellish Talon of Rags.  I can just imagine that one of the dwarves is depicted as bending down to pick a rope reed for his weaver friends, with the other leaping at him with a blood-crazed expression and a battle axe.
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Re: Best. Statue. Ever.
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2010, 09:44:33 pm »

I approve of this murder.
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Re: Best. Statue. Ever.
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2010, 10:06:31 pm »

I am sure planepacked had something similar on it...several times ;D
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Re: Best. Statue. Ever.
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2010, 08:57:45 am »

"This is an exceptional gold statue of an elf
The item is an exceptionally designed image of a an elf and dwarfs.  The artwork relates to the loss of the elf diplomat with the possible involvement of the dwarfs"

Only way it could be better is if it were a masterwork instead of exceptional.
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2010, 09:37:10 am »

Was that really a inscription of the statue?
If yes, its awesome.
Pure win.
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Re: Best. Statue. Ever.
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2010, 10:30:54 am »

OP: Hahaha, I love that mental image.
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2010, 02:02:32 pm »

I like to think he's trying to hand Malicecurla friendship bracelet of pig tail. Which, of course, menaces with spikes of chalk.
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