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InsanityPrelude

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Dwarfiest Pokemon ever.
« on: September 19, 2010, 07:09:43 pm »

Yeah, I know, but look at this description:

"#500 Emboar: It has a beard of flames. It possesses both power and speed and has learned grappling techniques."

Beard of flames, man. Give this guy an axe.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2010, 08:31:26 pm by InsanityPrelude »
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Re: Dwarfiest Pokemon ever.
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2010, 09:48:11 pm »

Oh, and several of its attacks are so powerful it hurts itself. Epic.
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It's not an embark so much as seven dwarves having a simultaneous strange mood and going off to build an artifact fortress that menaces with spikes of awesome and hanging rings of death.

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Re: Dwarfiest Pokemon ever.
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2010, 09:57:32 pm »

That has to be at least a 5.5 on the Urist Dwarfiness Scale.



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Re: Dwarfiest Pokemon ever.
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2010, 10:05:04 pm »

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Re: Dwarfiest Pokemon ever.
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2010, 10:12:12 pm »

That's a solid 5. Maybe if it had a flaming beard it would rank higher, or if it could breach HFS.
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Re: Dwarfiest Pokemon ever.
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2010, 10:12:22 pm »

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Re: Dwarfiest Pokemon ever.
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2010, 10:15:36 pm »

Okay, bearded digdug is now officially the dwarfiest pokemon ever, with a score of 8.
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Re: Dwarfiest Pokemon ever.
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2010, 12:04:20 am »

Dugtrio can dig 80 miles below the Earth's surface.

Yes, straight into the mantle. LAVA MOLES GOOOOO
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It's not an embark so much as seven dwarves having a simultaneous strange mood and going off to build an artifact fortress that menaces with spikes of awesome and hanging rings of death.

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Re: Dwarfiest Pokemon ever.
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2010, 09:12:03 am »

pokemon above #151 dont exist. therefore, diglit/dugtrio wins.
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Re: Dwarfiest Pokemon ever.
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2010, 11:27:19 am »

What are these pokomons you speak of?
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Re: Dwarfiest Pokemon ever.
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2010, 02:35:13 pm »

I concede defeat. Hard to top Dorflett.
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Re: Dwarfiest Pokemon ever.
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2010, 04:21:52 pm »

Beard of flames, man.

Did someone say Beath of Flams?

No wait...no...never mind.
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