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Author Topic: MICRO-RTD: The Room  (Read 6912 times)

Frelock

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Re: MICRO-RTD: The Room
« Reply #90 on: September 21, 2010, 09:01:50 pm »

>Move capacitor to machine.
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Re: MICRO-RTD: The Room
« Reply #91 on: September 21, 2010, 09:06:25 pm »

>Move capacitor to machine.

You pick up the capacitor and lug it over to the dozertank.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: MICRO-RTD: The Room
« Reply #92 on: September 22, 2010, 01:19:01 am »

>Make Smart Guy install capacitor in machine; help with lifting as needed.
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Re: MICRO-RTD: The Room
« Reply #93 on: September 22, 2010, 10:56:57 am »

>Make Smart Guy install capacitor in machine; help with lifting as needed.

Smart Guy hooks the capacitor into the Dozertank's systems.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: MICRO-RTD: The Room
« Reply #94 on: September 22, 2010, 02:39:55 pm »

>Make Smart Guy figure out how to charge capacitor so this thing can get enough power.
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Re: MICRO-RTD: The Room
« Reply #95 on: September 22, 2010, 03:11:55 pm »

>Make Smart Guy figure out how to charge capacitor so this thing can get enough power.

The capacitor is FOOLLY CHARGED. The Dozertank is operational.

You suggest that he open the door with the computer in the computer lab. He does so. The door opens.
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: MICRO-RTD: The Room
« Reply #96 on: September 22, 2010, 04:30:10 pm »

>Drive off wildly into the sunset to win!
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Re: MICRO-RTD: The Room
« Reply #97 on: September 22, 2010, 04:50:49 pm »

>Drive off wildly into the sunset to win!

YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I'm going to go do something else for a few minutes, and then I'll write the ending cutscene thingy.

EDIT:

After a medium-length desert trek plowing through rocks and primitive water retaining autotrophic life-forms at speeds in excess of 60 miles per hour, the dozertank arrives at the only sign of civilization on this planet as the massive blue-white star that it orbits sets in the south. A group of human-looking people dressed in labcoats come out to meet you.

As you climb out of the dozertank, someone steps forward from the crowd and shakes your hand.
"Greetings, children of the planet "Earth". My name is Elerious Varrin, and I am the leader and head researcher of this outpost. You're probably wondering who you are and what you're doing here. I will explain. I believe most of your cultures consume alcohol, yes?"

You follow him inside and he pours each party member a large glass of a dark green liquid, then drinks the remaining contents of the bottle and tosses it into a recycling bin.

"You three are cloned specimens of Homo Sapiens, grown in vitro in this outpost's laboratory complex. We are an ancient race known as the "Stephinians", one of the oldest and by far the most technologically advanced species inhabiting the known universe. We are the closest thing to an universal government that exists. The experiment you just completed is one of a series of tests we are performing on your species to determine your "galactic societal acceptability", or in blunter terms, whether or not we should blow up your planet. Don't worry, we've only had to genocide a few hundred species during the several trillion years we've been doing this, and your species is giving decent enough results that we shouldn't have to take any drastic measures. That's about it really. Standard procedure dictates that we hand you a Duality-equipped starship (that refers to the sort of computer that runs the thing) and basically let you go out and cruise around space for the rest of your lives. Your ship should be ready any minute... so... Welcome to the galaxy." 
« Last Edit: September 22, 2010, 05:20:56 pm by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.
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