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MonkeyHead

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WOuld you buy a used car from this... erm... man...
« on: September 13, 2010, 04:15:59 pm »
WATCH OUT FORD FIESTA, ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!



Whats that? I get free insurance? Sweet.

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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: WOuld you buy a used car from this... erm... man...
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2010, 04:25:42 pm »
I would love to see if their insurance covers demonic invasion.
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Re: WOuld you buy a used car from this... erm... man...
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2010, 05:54:29 pm »
Why would they use demons to advertise? Are they subtly hinting at the unpleasant fate that will befall all those who do not purchase their vehicles?
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Re: WOuld you buy a used car from this... erm... man...
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2010, 05:57:02 pm »
Do we get a free demon with the car?
Do they expect demons as payment?
Will the demon kill us if we don't buy it?
Will he kill the demon if we don't buy it?
Is the car made out of demons?
Is the car made for demons?
Did demons make the car?
« Last Edit: September 14, 2010, 05:49:49 pm by Toast024 »
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Re: WOuld you buy a used car from this... erm... man...
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2010, 05:58:59 pm »
I just love how becoming a part of this community compleately changes the meaning of Ampersand.
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Re: WOuld you buy a used car from this... erm... man...
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2010, 08:02:21 pm »
The cars must be insured by the demons...WAIT aren't they building destroyers?
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Re: WOuld you buy a used car from this... erm... man...
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2010, 08:34:53 pm »
Cars are constructed under the B C menu
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Re: WOuld you buy a used car from this... erm... man...
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2010, 08:41:03 pm »
Would a Demon riding a car give it [BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]?
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2010, 08:44:32 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 13, 2010, 05:58:59 pm
I just love how becoming a part of this community compleately changes the meaning of Ampersand.

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Re: WOuld you buy a used car from this... erm... man...
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2010, 11:18:34 pm »
Quote from: Toast024 on September 13, 2010, 05:57:02 pm
Do they except demons as payment?

I'm quite certain they do. Maybe you meant accept, but naw- that'd just be ridiculous.
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Re: WOuld you buy a used car from this... erm... man...
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2010, 10:00:31 am »
I'd expect a demon to drive a Lamborghini Diablo rather than a Ford Fiesta. Must be the recession.
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