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Author Topic: YE BE A SORCERER! (turn 2: guacamole and plot.)  (Read 2804 times)

Mekboy

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Re: YE BE A SORCERER! (turn 1: RANDOLPH!)
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2010, 02:34:46 pm »
Delicious guacamole.
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Sheb

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Re: YE BE A SORCERER! (turn 1: RANDOLPH!)
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2010, 02:38:46 pm »
Guacamole
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Re: YE BE A SORCERER! (turn 1: RANDOLPH!)
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2010, 02:50:51 pm »
ah, yes, guacamole! food of the gods! and it even sits near a bowl of chips!
as you sit down and enjoy the meal, you here a crash.
down through the ceiling comes an assassin. as the headmaster makes his speech, unaware of what happened, he suddenly grows a strange daggerlike tumor out his chest. no, wait, he's just been stabbed. "strange. it appears that i have had a dagger shoved through my midsection." with that, he promptly dies. the assassin announces "NOW! ANYONE TRY TO STOP US, AND, WELL, THEN I HOPE YOU WON'T MISS YOUR HEAD! WE'VE GOT THE KING! LONG LIVE LORD BEELGYBOG!" and jumps far higher than a man should through the roof.

THE KING HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED. ARE YOU A GOOD ENOUGH NECROMANCER TO RESCUE HIM?
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eclipsetail

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Re: YE BE A SORCERER! (turn 2: guacamole and plot.)
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2010, 02:58:57 pm »
Remember that the assassin was your father and continue eating.
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Sheb

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Re: YE BE A SORCERER! (turn 2: guacamole and plot.)
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2010, 03:21:59 pm »
Make a Zombie-headmaster.
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Heron TSG

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Re: YE BE A SORCERER! (turn 2: guacamole and plot.)
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2010, 04:00:58 pm »
Animate the headmaster's corpse and bind it to our will!
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Re: YE BE A SORCERER! (turn 2: guacamole and plot.)
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2010, 10:32:01 pm »
Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on September 05, 2010, 04:00:58 pm
Animate the headmaster's corpse and bind it to our will!
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Armok

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Re: YE BE A SORCERER! (turn 2: guacamole and plot.)
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2010, 06:36:40 am »
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Re: YE BE A SORCERER! (turn 2: guacamole and plot.)
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2010, 06:36:56 am »
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Re: YE BE A SORCERER! (turn 2: guacamole and plot.)
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2010, 06:38:19 am »
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