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pll

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Carps gone wild
« on: August 28, 2010, 02:42:20 pm »
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Double A

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Re: Carps gone wild
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2010, 10:08:25 pm »
And they're still alive?

HOW?
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devek

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Re: Carps gone wild
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2010, 10:26:29 pm »
There was a story on fark yesterday? about a guy getting his face smashed in by a carp.

http://www.news.com.au/world/kayaker-face-slapped-by-13kg-carp-checked-for-concussion/story-e6frfkyi-1225911185666
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"Why do people rebuild things that they know are going to be destroyed? Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever?"

Vercingetorix

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Re: Carps gone wild
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2010, 10:59:44 pm »
It's situations like these that make you hitch up the wagon, load the crap back in, and head the hell back to the Mountainhomes.
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Do you always look at it in ASCII?

You get used to it, I don't even see the ASCII.  All I see is blacksmith, miner, goblin.

Miggy

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Re: Carps gone wild
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2010, 07:15:12 am »
Well who needs a fishing line when you can just do that.
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V12US

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Re: Carps gone wild
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2010, 07:20:36 am »
Ladies and gentlemen.

This...

is evolution.
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monkeyfetus

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Re: Carps gone wild
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2010, 06:14:26 pm »
I couldn't help but think of sesame street
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Why does my adventurer keep crying?
Quote from: Toady One on July 15, 2014, 11:53:23 am
Greiger's is actually correct...  sadly enough.  The emotional circumstance processor is still turned on, with a randomly rolled up personality, but they can't express themselves or take control...  they can only cry.

mikefictiti0us

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Re: Carps gone wild
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2010, 09:20:25 pm »
He won't think it's so funny when they start feeding on the flesh of his nearest and dearest.
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Itnetlolor

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Re: Carps gone wild
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2010, 11:43:37 pm »
Reading the title, I couldn't help but think "HOT SPAWNING ACTION".

For mature audiences only.


That was entertaining nonetheless. Too bad that's a pretty nasty problem to deal with ecologically.
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