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Shade-o

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« Reply #75 on: September 28, 2010, 10:26:13 pm »

Hmm. So Anti-Ninja could mean simply being the counter, or it could mean being the opposite (which could also be the counter).
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« Reply #76 on: September 29, 2010, 01:45:43 am »

Facts about ninjas:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

So the facts about anti-ninjas must be:

1. Anti-ninjas are reptiles.
2. Anti-ninjas NEVER fight.
3. The purpose of the anti-ninja is to remain calm and hug people.

I'd say a ninja would win in a fight.
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« Reply #77 on: September 29, 2010, 11:44:04 am »

Anti-ninjas are ninjas made out of anti-matter.

Duh.
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« Reply #78 on: September 29, 2010, 05:34:05 pm »

-snip-
« Last Edit: June 09, 2015, 08:46:32 pm by Bauglir »
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« Reply #79 on: September 29, 2010, 06:31:44 pm »

I don't think a 20 on a save is a auto save.
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« Reply #80 on: September 29, 2010, 06:34:38 pm »

Actually, it is.

How would you describe that save, though? "You dodge so fast, you break through the fabric of reality and escape the explosion into the astral plane"?
« Last Edit: September 29, 2010, 06:42:42 pm by DJ »
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« Reply #81 on: September 29, 2010, 07:29:50 pm »

Huh. The more you know.

I wonder, is 60-70 kilograms of anti-matter enough to blow up a planet anyway?

That is like 6300000000000000000?

I do not know if that is enough to blow up the earth.

On the other hand DnD worlds tend to be much smaller, to the point where I think a guy managed to get them all the fit (with some approximation) on a map with the area of earth.



Edit: On the other hand I know nothing about any of this.

Edit 2: According to Google it takes 2.2 x 1032, much more then the 6300000000000000000 we have.

Edit 3: Der de der x2 not ^2 I was right the first time.

Edit 4: Therefor it will take 2500000000000 tones of anti-matter. (Error factor 1000%)
« Last Edit: September 29, 2010, 07:56:49 pm by Criptfeind »
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« Reply #82 on: September 30, 2010, 12:54:09 am »

Depends on what you mean by 'Blow Up the Earth'. It would depend on how much and how it was used. React the entire mass of Earth? Or create a giant hole in the crust and cause catastrophic tectonics and volcanism? Or strip the atmosphere? Knock out of orbit?

And as for saves, a cruel smart DM would go,  "You dodge so fast, you break through the fabric of reality and escape the explosion into the astral plane. Now roll to avoid being torn apart by the forces around you. Now roll to avoid suffocation. Now roll to avoid being splattered on a Githyanki God-Isle. Now roll to avoid being detected by an Illithid Elder Brain. Now roll to avoid realising the futility of existence when faced with entropy. Now roll to..."
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« Reply #83 on: September 30, 2010, 05:28:34 am »

He'd run out of things to roll sooner or later, I got loaded dice ;D
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« Reply #84 on: September 30, 2010, 01:20:41 pm »

Depends on what you mean by 'Blow Up the Earth'. It would depend on how much and how it was used. React the entire mass of Earth? Or create a giant hole in the crust and cause catastrophic tectonics and volcanism? Or strip the atmosphere? Knock out of orbit?

Ah but that is something I did take into account with my post. The fact of the matter is that it will take 35714285714286 anti-matter ninjas to blow up the earth to the point where it will not comeback together. I don't think one will be that big a deal.
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