As described in the 57th Edition appendix, since the number of turns passed (not including turns which may or may not have passed, or which may pass in the future, all rights reserved) is greater than the number of Temporal Node creatures in play, or creatures which may be considered Temporal nodes when the moon is at a 34 degree angle, I exercise my right to summon my elven necromancer possessing a cardboard cutout of himself. As a note for those unfamiliar with the 57th Appendix IX rulings and associated commentary, the necromancer does not count as a separate spiritual entity, as when dealing with say, a shaman possessing a flattened corpse, as necromancy does not have dominion points over wood, and the cutout is made of cardboard.
The necromancer summons a piece of Yradsil, the World Cake, traveling at 7.2% of the speed of light*. It flies towards the OGRES! Eat ballistic cake death!
*Although most scholars agree that The World Cake is not, in its natural cakey state, traveling at any appreciable fraction of the speed of light, the Non-Euclidean 57th Edition commentaries clearly state that the gain in speed is from the lose of the cake pieces' Amazing Berries, which can only exist in Vallcakia, where baked goods that have died an honorable death in battle feast forever. The summoning process attempts to force these into the target realm, which is of course impossible, resulting in them being converted into pure energy and therefore the gain in velocity.
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