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Toast024

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The witty cyclops
« on: July 24, 2010, 01:21:26 pm »

He said other funny things, but this was the best. I need to read these things more often.
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Re: The witty cyclops
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2010, 01:36:47 pm »
Heh, nice find. I like how hi name is El, next we'll be seeing demons named El Diablo.
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Toast024

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Re: The witty cyclops
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2010, 02:03:28 pm »
My favorite is the last one.
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Re: The witty cyclops
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2010, 05:38:08 pm »
whoa, is first climax that dude he killed's profession?
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Re: The witty cyclops
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2010, 07:14:31 pm »
Quote from: Chutney on July 24, 2010, 05:38:08 pm
whoa, is first climax that dude he killed's profession?

yeah, first climax of The Large Fellowship.
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Toast024

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Re: The witty cyclops
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2010, 07:31:36 pm »
I love how the first climax dies first.
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Re: The witty cyclops
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2010, 08:04:31 pm »
With a name like Oldsnuggle, of course he had bad luck with the ladies.
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Re: The witty cyclops
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2010, 10:14:27 am »
This one was my favorite:
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Stāsost Muspnako Akautux Aslot, general: I am Stāsost Dwellingtorment the Just Grizzle of Hexes!
Stāsost Muspnako Akautux Aslot, general: Nemesis of Osmah Voicesplash, war leader of The Submerged Confederations, who was but a boy in a man's world!
Stāsost Muspnako Akautux Aslot, general: Strangler of Såkzul Mirrorhood the Fork of Roses, who thought she could be a man!
Stāsost Muspnako Akautux Aslot, general: Master of smunstu Tickscraps the Gang of Lucidities, who waited submissively for her deat
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Re: The witty cyclops
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2010, 01:12:44 am »
You know you can change what they say, right? So put whatever and however much wit in there you want.
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