Frostilicus Lemhuhciro of Othlabusbel in Nebo Lin, human lumberjack:
Bored with the lack of "fun" in his small town life, Frostilicus sets out to destroy all non-intelligent life. Heading west out of his hometown of Othlabusbel, he comes across two Muskoxen, who lumber away in fear as he charges forward. Dispatching the two muskoxen easily, he searches for more prey, coming across another muskox and two elk. He takes care of the muskox and heads to the elk, which, he quickly realizes, is a much more fun prey than the muskoxen were. After taking out one elk with little pain, he heads to the next, which, in a flurry of blows, breaks his foot, bruises his left lung, left arm, and right leg before breaking his spine.
Frantically, Frostilicus kills the elk and drags himself back to Othlabusbel, where he licked his wounds, praying to his gods to heal his broken back.
After what seems like forever, Frostilicus is driven insane by the boredom of crippled life and seeing everyone happily go about their business around him. He heads to the weaponsmith's shop, where he breaks his legs, knocking him to the ground, before breaking his back with another chop of his mighty bronze axe. The weaponsmith lays in a stupor as his friend Frostilicus chops again and again, tearing his stomach and guts, and breaking his arms and legs. Finally snapping out of it, the man strikes out, but Frostilicus blocks again and again, chopping into the man's arms and legs, tearing apart bones, muscles, and tendons. After finally killing the weaponsmith, Frostilicus drags him outside the shop and is seen by a farmer passing by. Stepping back into the shop, Frostilicus lures in the farmer, who has his back broken by the insane Frostilicus (Literally, this happened with every human I've attacked so far
...) who can't stand those who can walk on their own two feet. The farmer, not trained for combat, is quickly dispatched by Frostilicus, who tortures the man, breaking his fingers, toes, and upper and lower arms and legs before finally chopping into his head, destroying his brain and killing him.
Frostilicus drags his new trophy outside the shop as the town's brewer shows up to see what is causing the ruckus....
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Topic: The Ongoing Adventures of Frostilicus Lemhuhciro (Read 668 times)