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[HonkyPunch]

I punched a hawk out of the air in adventure mode and it exploded.

can I sig this?

sure.

[Deon]

When my friends and I played with gasoline and lighters, making flame throwers in my backyard.
I had spilt gas on my pants and someone literally lit my crotch on fire.

Oh wait DF related?


I was attacked by an angry Panda with ichor for blood.
Destroyed my castle in three minutes.
Killed it then butchered it happily, but then found out all that blood was poison.
Bad news for my entire dwarf population that was eating the meat after starving in the desert.

Too bad eating poison does nothing yet. And you gave me a nice idea, I should mod Pandas in!

[Adultratedhydra]

i was messing around with modded nobles and forgot to delete the unsuccessful attempt before starting a new fortress. turns out EVERY member outside of the fortress site turned into this noble. there was no other positions. had to abandon the fort wich was a shame because it was going well.

and while playing around with illithids in arena mode i grabbed an elf by the head and chose the pinch option. shortly after the elfs head decorated all nearby tiles O.o