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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2010, 04:32:25 pm »
Amputating the anus?.... MY GOD, HE'S A GENIUS!!
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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2010, 04:38:19 pm »
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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2010, 12:43:20 am »
This is the sign of the Chosen One of Armok! ALL HAIL!
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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2010, 03:25:54 am »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonoscopy

Speaking from experience:  It's not as bad as it sounds.
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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2010, 05:27:05 am »
Quote from: Footkerchief on May 31, 2010, 11:07:10 am
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on May 31, 2010, 06:03:45 am
No, I act like I have an exam on this stuff in 18 days.

Suddenly your name makes sense.

I laughed out loud at this :D
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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2010, 05:42:08 am »
Quote from: Muz on June 02, 2010, 05:27:05 am
Quote from: Footkerchief on May 31, 2010, 11:07:10 am
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on May 31, 2010, 06:03:45 am
No, I act like I have an exam on this stuff in 18 days.

Suddenly your name makes sense.

I laughed out loud at this :D
I sprayed black coffee all over my screen. I put so much sugar in the stuff it's like tar. Cleaning it off will make me sad.
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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2010, 10:14:15 pm »
If something is so disgusting you won't wipe it off your screen, it's inadvisable to eat it.
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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2010, 10:34:02 pm »
Quote from: Grakelin on June 02, 2010, 10:14:15 pm
If something is so disgusting you won't wipe it off your screen, it's inadvisable to eat it.

Rule One of food in the U.S.A.:dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit
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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2010, 04:52:02 am »
Quote from: Grakelin on June 02, 2010, 10:14:15 pm
If something is so disgusting you won't wipe it off your screen, it's inadvisable to eat it.
I know what's in it.
Sugar, coffee and not much water.
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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2010, 11:58:56 pm »
Curiously I happen to be taking a partial course in proctology this semester.

Yes, go see a doctor, not only anal fissures can be signals of crohn's or other hairy diseases, but if untreated they can become chronic (which is bad) or even turn into fistulae, which is even worse. Surgery for treating fistulae can lead to loss of continence, and we all know this is not fun at all.

If it is just hemorrhoids it is a lesser concern, unless they increase in size and cause frequent pain, if so surgical treatment might be needed.

And for those talking about anal amputation, google for "PPH surgery". I'm not posting a link to that here.
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I really want that one as a "when". I want "grubs", and "virgin woman" to turn into a dragon. and monkey children to suddenly sprout wings. And I want the Dwarven Mutant Academy to only gain their powers upon reaching puberty. I also have a whole host of odd creatures that only make sense if I divide them into children and adults.

Also, tadpoles.

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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #40 on: June 05, 2010, 01:36:52 am »
Quote from: Maggarg - Eater of chicke on June 03, 2010, 04:52:02 am
Quote from: Grakelin on June 02, 2010, 10:14:15 pm
If something is so disgusting you won't wipe it off your screen, it's inadvisable to eat it.
I know what's in it.
Sugar, coffee and not much water.

Did I say anything about what's in it?

It doesn't change how gross it is.
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Quote from: x2yzh9 on October 26, 2010, 10:08:36 pm
Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2010, 02:43:49 pm »
I try not to think about what it's doing to my organs and concentrate on being awake.
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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2010, 03:21:39 pm »
Why amputate the anus when you can cauterize it?
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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2010, 03:47:03 pm »
Quote from: sonerohi on June 06, 2010, 03:21:39 pm
Why amputate the anus when you can cauterize it?

Surgeons do worse things to anuses.

Is that the correct plural?
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Quote from: Flaede on May 25, 2010, 04:58:33 pm
I really want that one as a "when". I want "grubs", and "virgin woman" to turn into a dragon. and monkey children to suddenly sprout wings. And I want the Dwarven Mutant Academy to only gain their powers upon reaching puberty. I also have a whole host of odd creatures that only make sense if I divide them into children and adults.

Also, tadpoles.

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Re: Requesting Medical Wisdom From B12 Is Dumb, I Know
« Reply #44 on: June 06, 2010, 03:54:43 pm »
Magma solves everything. I think you can see where this is going.
(hur hur hur)
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