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[Peasant]

No, not the shock video. I mean your best record on the most gruesome/weird/amazing wounds your adventurer has managed to get. Mine? Most definitely the ability to grasp somewhat impaired, motor and sensory nerve damage, several scars across my arms and legs, and of course the best: upper body and neck fat were gone. I saw a puddle of dwarf grease on the ground after i was experimenting with fire and a black bear. If want to know, that adventurer died after jumping into jagged rocks.

So: What are the best wounds you have managed to collect?

[LordSlowpoke]

I had my upper spine gone.
Somehow, I could kill 12 elves before somebody noticed that I have no spine and got stunned.
Then, ~60 elves smacked me for 4 days straight until I died of dehydration.

[Funk]

a jagged scar to the neck.
is it just me or do arteries never heal.

[Peasant]

There we go, just retired him. Kadol Veiledboulders the Uncertain Devourer.
His wounds;
How did i get rid of the fat you say? I melted it.

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Skills he is SUPER skilled in. Yes, he's a skilled miner and legendary observer. Not to mention the profiency in miscellanous object using.

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The typical stats of an adventurer;

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Retirement;

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I lost my ear while fighting an elf.

[Eric Blank]

Well in the last version (.40d16) I added genitalia to every creature in the game (I plan to again, especially with the ability to define genders, but am lazy). During adventure mode, one of my adventurers was paralyzed while fighting a giant flying jellyfish (from the dig deeper mod), but can't lose consciousness from pain (made a new race), so she was stuck there awake and immobilized while it spent a few hours ripping things off, including her breasts, was tentacle raped as well (hilarious i think). until the venom wore off for a while, at which point I murdered the jellyfish in the same horrific manner. She spent the rest of her short life (I set her on fire accidently, went up like a tar soaked rag) boobless, missing a hand, and with her groin utterly destroyed.

I felt bad afterward.

[cowofdoom78963]

No, not the shock video.

Oh great now I have to look it up.

I remember this one guy who had his entire arm cleaved off by an arrow. I still wonder how that worked but I managed to destroy the rest of the town without an arm and pale without taking another hit.

[Pkassad]

http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-2136-epicwounds

[roger123275]

he's a skilled miner

HOW???

[Deon]

Probably he's got a pick.

[Village_Idiot]

My adventures got his heart pierced, and then slept for 3 days, at the bottom of a lake. Did I mention that he also lost his arms?

[Jetsquirrel]

No, not the shock video.

Oh great now I have to look it up.

I remember this one guy who had his entire arm cleaved off by an arrow. I still wonder how that worked but I managed to destroy the rest of the town without an arm and pale without taking another hit.

Shock video? the first thing that i though of was a video of a guy splitting his head open and still living for 3 days. AND YES IT DOES EXIST!

[Toybasher]

Its a shame that a damaged upper spine is always death.

[Mekboy]

Shot in the lungs and both legs, so mortally wounded and bleeding heavily. This was 40d, so travelling healed everything. Anyway, I crawled over to the crossbowman who'd done it, beat them to death with a hammer, then managed to make it off the map and travel back, when I was promptly strangled by a fishery worker.

[Toybasher]

Well my adventurer has his hair torn apart in 3 places (I mean it says Hair:torn apart 3 sepret times)

and his "chin whisker" (?) is also torn apart.

from a couger...FREE HAIRCUT AND SHAVE!

It even included hair gell!...oh wait,thats blood.

[Kobold Troubadour]

Got a nasty spine injury from a fall, so my adventurer can't stand anymore (dropping like a drunk log as soon I exit 'T'ravel mode) and injured hand (several fingers I think) so It basically lost it's grasping ability.

Then got ambushed by wolves (Crud. oh, well...still got a sword hand), then eventually Harpies came (Uh-oh). In the middle of the bloody, messy clusterf@#%k, a couple of Sasquatches came out of nowhere (WTF?) and decided to join in hitting the surrounded, grounded and bleeding pinata that is my adventurer.

It was...............interesting.....