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Olith McHuman

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Hot New Deals on *spoiler* Shoes!
« on: May 23, 2010, 03:00:26 pm »
Light comfortable slade shoes!



Now for the low low cost of only 1% of your soul! These shoes are so Masterful that a dwarf would walk outside to grab them RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A SIEGE!
DemonWear Shoes is not responsible for any damages incured by, and does not recomend, walking into a siege unless we are sieging you. DemonWear Shoes is aware that walking into a siege for an article of clothing is, infact, normal behavior for a dwarf. Shipping and handling requires you to breach hfs.

Buy your light, comfortable, beautiful, fashionable, timberland slade shoes today!

Also check out our adamatine socks! The sharp metal strands will cut your feet to shreads make you look really snazzy!
DemonWear Shoes is not resposible for and damages incured by having your feet torn to shreads. We will laugh while you bleed.

(image was from http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrmeth/498561210/)
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Re: Hot New Deals on *spoiler* Shoes!
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2010, 03:01:57 pm »
Lol, good one man. :)
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Sarvesh Mossbeard

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Re: Hot New Deals on *spoiler* Shoes!
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2010, 03:49:04 pm »
I'll let you know that adamantine strands is as comfortable as spider silk to a dwarf. You're a sissy man!
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Re: Hot New Deals on *spoiler* Shoes!
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2010, 03:51:17 pm »
The mob approves
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Re: Hot New Deals on *spoiler* Shoes!
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2010, 09:47:35 pm »
I am laughing so hard my wife thinks I'm in convulsions.
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Re: Hot New Deals on *spoiler* Shoes!
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 10:51:51 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on May 23, 2010, 03:00:26 pm
DemonWear Shoes is not resposible for and damages incured by having your feet torn to shreads. We will laugh while you bleed.

This is sig worthy.  Unfortunately I am legally bound to keep my current disclaimer and cannot replace it with another.
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Re: Hot New Deals on *spoiler* Shoes!
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2010, 10:56:49 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on May 23, 2010, 10:51:51 pm
Quote from: Olith McHuman on May 23, 2010, 03:00:26 pm
DemonWear Shoes is not resposible for and damages incured by having your feet torn to shreads. We will laugh while you bleed.

This is sig worthy.  Unfortunately I am legally bound to keep my current disclaimer and cannot replace it with another.

You could add the quote below the disclaimer.
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Re: Hot New Deals on *spoiler* Shoes!
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2010, 12:51:59 am »
That's the polar opposite of Nike's postings.

Meaning of course, awesome ad.
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Olith McHuman

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Re: Hot New Deals on *spoiler* Shoes!
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2010, 02:24:49 am »
(this is kinda fun, so here's another one :) )

Trendy Beautiful Slade Frisbees!

This cutting edge technology, marvelous breakthrough frisbee is made of awesome, fashionable slade so it never gets worn out! It comes with our incredible sound locator so you never lose it!
DemonSport is not responsible for any loss of sanity caused by the fact that this demonic device, ya know, screams all the time.

Buy now and recive the outstandingly free comfortable adamatine blade addon! With this addon package, your magical frisbee will sail right through trees and never get stuck! It is also magically enchanted to make you never lose at frisbee games!
DemonSport whould like to note that the magical enchantment consists of excessive sharpining. DemonSport would also like to note that winning by default is still winning. DemonSport is not resonsible for the loss of any appendages that may be caused by this product. As always, we will laugh while you bleed.
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Re: Hot New Deals on *spoiler* Shoes!
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2010, 09:25:58 am »
dam i need a pair
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: Hot New Deals on *spoiler* Shoes!
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2010, 11:53:59 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on May 23, 2010, 03:00:26 pm


Also check out our adamatine socks! The sharp metal strands will cut your feet to shreads make you look really snazzy!
DemonWear Shoes is not resposible for and damages incured by having your feet torn to shreads. We will laugh while you bleed.


They exfoliate! : D
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