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[Ethereal.Frog]

So, I wanted to make a sharpened plate so I could decapitate aroused people from across tables while naked. I figured I should use one of those little Corelle plates as a base, but I can't find anything sharp enough to cut it. with. Any ideas?

[Pathos]

A bit of clarification: Whilst they're naked or whilst you're naked?

_{There's nothing left in Life Advice except trolls. =(}

[Ethereal.Frog]

Both of us. It should also be able to sever your hand if you so much as brush against the edge.

_{It's serious by the most tenuous of tenuous threads. Having a sharpened Corelle would be fucking awesome.}

[Jookia]

It depends, how does it work?

Does your member extend to the other side of the table and decapitate them or do you do a hands-free discus throw?

[Ethereal.Frog]

You toss without touching the edge, using your elbows. It involves front-flipping.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

A male front-flipping is "bad naked". Killing someone is one thing, but making that the last thing they see shocks the conscience.