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[Vector]

On a somewhat-related note, I thought a girl liked me and I liked her, and when I asked her out I was flatly rejected.

MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T LEADING YOU ON. That's the best advice I can give.

If you wait until you're certain about this, it's going to be damned hard to get a date.

[DJ]

And if you take too long the interest will be lost.

[Josephus]

Okay, I figured it out. Get her in your crosshairs and press 'Q'. Then, press 'E' with your penis equipped to get an insta-sex.

It's faster if you just go ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A . Insta-sex without having to aim.

[Grakelin]

Just be a total bitch, dude, let her know who's in charge.

/freaks and geeks

[Jude]

Well, as whatshername said in Pulp Fiction (God I love that movie...and I had a dream vaguely involving it last night for some reason) "You know you've really found someone special when you can just shut the fuck up for a few minutes."

However, I think it sounds more like you guys just don't have enough in common to build a decent relationship. The silence thing is ok when you already know each other, but if you're trying to build a romantic relationship, talking a lot is a fairly key ingredient

[Sir Pseudonymous]

Well, as whatshername said in Pulp Fiction (God I love that movie...and I had a dream vaguely involving it last night for some reason) "You know you've really found someone special when you can just shut the fuck up for a few minutes."

That was Mia, I believe.

*checks*

Yeah, Mia. "That's when you know you've found someone really special: when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence."

[Jude]

I think it's about time to watch that movie again. Although I still haven't seen Kill Bill or most of Inglorious Basterds or...does he have any other movies besides those, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs and sort of True Romance?

[DJ]

From Dusk till Dawn. That and Pulp Fiction are his only two movies worth the hype, IMO.

[Sir Pseudonymous]

Inglourious Basterds was a pretty good movie, but not nearly as good as Pulp Fiction. I haven't seen any of the others.

[Jude]

True Romance was awesome, for the theme music if nothing else.

[Pathos]

On Topic: If you kill her, she'll never stop talking to you.

[eerr]

find something you have in common.

Like, is the weather horrible?

barrack obama too much?

work driving you nuts?

homework bitchin hard?

[The Anus of Discontent]

find something you have in common.

Like, is the weather horrible?

barrack obama too much?

work driving you nuts?

homework bitchin hard?

And always remember to slip in the important questions like:

Where do you see yourself in five years?
If I took my pants off right now, what would you do?
Are you a virgin? If not, how many guys have you slept with and how many times each? (Interview other guys and put together a flow chart of possible STDs)
Do you want kids? How many? Why?
If we got married, would you have sex with me every day, or do you think our love life would fizzle out and die out after a couple years?
What's your favorite position?
How do you feel about public displays of affection?
Would you give me a handjob in a public theatre? A blowjob? Sex?
Would you ever consider anal? Why not?
How many drinks of what does it take you to get drunk?
Do you smoke cigarettes? (This can lead to making it harder to have her orgasm... it's science fact, look it up!)
What is your cup size?
What are your thoughts on feet?
What are your thoughts on multiple partners?
How sexually sensitive are you? (Does it take an hour of furious humping to make her come, or does the mere mention of sex leave her trembling?)
Are you on birth control? What kind? How often do you take it?
When is your period?
What religion are you? Your family? Extended family?
How often do you drink?
Do you flirt with other guys?
Are you a game player? (IE: asking you a question she knows the answer to, just to see if you'd lie to her.)
What would your family's reaction be to our dating? Would they interfere? How much?
Do you find it romantic when the guy pays for everything?
Would you consider yourself depressed or suicidal? Have you in the past?
Are you currently on any medication for psychological disorders? Do you take your medication regularly?

There are a lot more, but those are some of the most important ones I can think of...

Just lookin' out for you man...

[Grakelin]

You know what's easier than making a flow chart of your girlfriend's sexual history? If the two of you just go get checked out.