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dragnar

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Re: the universe!
« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2010, 09:28:41 am »

But then give the dwarves knowledge of steel, that they might fight back against their captors.
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« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2010, 12:41:53 pm »

Look around at the dwarves and spot whether any of them are worthy of your attention
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« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2010, 02:14:04 pm »

CREATE Azathoth!
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« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2010, 02:15:43 pm »

CREATE Azeroth!

Except not as the Skinner Box of grinding it is now.
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« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2010, 02:57:33 pm »

you make humanoid insects, dwarves with knowledge of steel, and two strong warring creatures name azeroth and azathoth. you then see a notable dwarf who's blood is the color of a strong metal.
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« Reply #35 on: April 15, 2010, 04:38:31 pm »

Name him IronBlood, and lift him to the clouds to speak with you. Awnser seven questions with the truth. Then send him back down to spread our name amogst his brethren.
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« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2010, 04:40:52 pm »

you lift up ironblood, and he asks seven questions. you answer with the truth, and he goes down to spread your word.
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« Reply #37 on: April 15, 2010, 04:43:15 pm »

Carefully arrange obstacles for Ironblood the Dwarf so that in overcoming them he grows as a person.
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« Reply #38 on: April 15, 2010, 04:59:02 pm »

Ironblood shall need another of his caliber to compete with. Appear before a dwarf and command him to master all skills, to become legendary in all that he does.
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« Reply #39 on: April 15, 2010, 05:48:34 pm »

Create Elves. Make them all cannibal hippie wusses that can't fight a real man in hand to hand combat.

Then, using your tragic storytelling skills, make one awsome. Name this elf Cacame AwesomeLemonade.
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