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matakuka

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« on: April 11, 2010, 07:40:51 am »
I just wanted to share this newborn, just born some dwarven moments ago:
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He was born today, which makes him very young indeed.

His sideburns are clean-shaven. His very long moustache is arranged indouble braids. His very long beard is neatly combed. His very long hair is tied in a pony tail.
What a lovely youngster!
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Ottofar

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Re: Hair
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2010, 07:42:52 am »
Ticklish.
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forsaken1111

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Re: Hair
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2010, 09:32:51 am »
So he cleaned up and combed his hair for the big day eh? Gotta look good for your first birthday I suppose.
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Re: Hair
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2010, 11:13:57 am »
I see nothing wrong here, move along
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2010, 11:26:10 am »
The first thing dwarven mothers do for their children is hair care.  It's a way of imprinting.  They braid the mustache and shave the sideburns or whatever.  This is what actually happens when she cancels task: seeking child right after birth.
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Canalan

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Re: Hair
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2010, 11:29:32 am »
No, I think they just come out like that.  It's a little known fact that dwarven babies are born with a full shaving kit and hair care products.
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Tallefred

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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2010, 01:22:55 pm »
Quote from: Canalan on April 11, 2010, 11:29:32 am
No, I think they just come out like that.  It's a little known fact that dwarven babies are born with a full shaving kit and hair care products.

Hair care products? All they're born with is a club to beat off anyone who dries to scrub off the afterbirth.
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