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LeoLeonardoIII

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BAH *spoiler* Hypothesis
« on: April 14, 2010, 11:01:31 am »

Perhaps:

Adamantine naturally occurs in the form of small crystals. The dwarf brings these crystals back to the workshop to "extract strands" by spinning the crystals in a centrifuge while heating them, resulting in a fluffy mass of strands. These strands are then pressed into wafers.

EDIT: Removed "adamantine" and added a spoiler to the title.
« Last Edit: April 14, 2010, 11:12:41 am by LeoLeonardoIII »
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Re: Adamantine Hypothesis
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2010, 11:09:22 am »

I feel like the physical resistance of the substance at any stage in this process is inconsistent with your conclusions.

I'd hate for my equipment to fall apart in the rain. Although it might solve a lot of soldier morale problems.
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Re: Adamantine Hypothesis
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2010, 11:10:05 am »

I mean that their equipment is delectably sweet, not that it falls apart in the rain.
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Re: Adamantine Hypothesis
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2010, 11:11:57 am »

Have you tried to use Dwarven Sugar to make armor? I'm sure it would break down immediately.

We're talking about magical sugar.
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Re: BAH *spoiler* Hypothesis
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2010, 11:13:46 am »

This is the single strongest thing I've seen in support of the "Clown" analogy.
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Re: BAH *spoiler* Hypothesis
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2010, 11:18:41 am »

Meh, I stopped liking the "clown" thing the first time I understood it. It's hardly a disguise, anyway.

"I just breached the cotton candy and my fort was overrun by giant flaming clowns" is a pretty big spoiler.

The very fact that there is anything wrong with the adamantine, and that there may be something else inside it.
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Re: BAH *spoiler* Hypothesis
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2010, 12:02:21 pm »

If dwarf sugar is anything like dwarf bread, it probably IS adamantine in granular form!
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