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Techhead

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Re: The worst artifact ever
« Reply #180 on: November 13, 2008, 04:15:36 pm »

Actually, Humans can't wear it because its too small.
Any dwarf CAN wear it, but no dwarf would want to.
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Re: The worst artifact ever
« Reply #181 on: November 13, 2008, 04:18:53 pm »

i guess i misinterpretted the wiki then.
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Re: The worst artifact ever
« Reply #182 on: November 13, 2008, 05:25:55 pm »

Rock salt, Ilmenite and an image in Steel... Sounds like one hell of a heavy turban.
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Re: The worst artifact ever
« Reply #183 on: November 13, 2008, 05:43:10 pm »

This is a brook lamprey.
[image]nightmare fuel[/image]

 They latch onto other fish and suck their bloodz. The species is an adapted form of the sea lamprey.

One of my favorite rough starts was the time a dwarf got dragged into a river by a lamprey, where it sucked out his left eye before he wrestled it to death and escaped.  Imagine that thing latched onto your eye-socket.

Oh yeah, artifacts.  I've got a larch scepter with nothing on it, but three pictures of other random artifacts.
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Re: The worst artifact ever
« Reply #184 on: April 09, 2010, 11:12:31 am »

I had a Rhyolite bed that was worth 480.<P>Of course, it's a stone frikkin' bed, so maybe that means it's far more useful.
Do you mean 4800? Because a 480 is impossible. 2400 is the lowest possible value for an artifact. At least, it was in 40d...

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Re: The worst artifact ever
« Reply #185 on: April 09, 2010, 11:37:04 am »

My weaver just spent quite a while creating a cave spider silk braies, studded with copper and encircled with cave spider silk and petrified wood. It's been dyed blue, and menaces with spikes of native copper and pyrope.

It's got an image of a dwarf and dwarves in giant mole leather, and an image of some human traveling in native copper.

Most uncomfortable underpants ever.
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Re: The worst artifact ever
« Reply #186 on: April 09, 2010, 11:38:53 am »

Do dwarves ever wear artifact clothes? It should give them magical powers or something.
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