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[TerminatorII]

so I had a rampaging troll going through my caverns today... so I made a 10 dwarf squad and put a kill order on it's head.


about 1 season later 10 mildly hurt dwarves (light wounds no flashing crosses on them tho) my military was starving and the troll was out cold. so I dismissed my military (so they'd eat of course) and lo and behold my miners pet puppy was chewing on the troll. He must have liked the taste, cause he wouldn't stop gnawing on the thing... 3 years later and the troll finaly died (was unconscious the entire time). All I can think about is how tired and massive the puppys jowls must have been.... LOL!