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[eerr]

Slap them with a fake penis labeled "Holy dick" clearly on the front.

Pretty sure they don't have a way to counter that, because any possible label of "thing of the devil" just makes it funnier.

[Jackrabbit]

They are servants of God, headstrong and cocksure, ready to take the fight to all the unholy things in the world!

[Taco Dan]

I wonder what they'd think about Dwarf Fortress. I'm pretty sure it'd make their heads explode.

[Archmage Ansrit]

Specially if they find the "Goblins=4th iron ore" joke out of context in a random part of the internet.

They'll say you're making an unholy rite or something to turn flesh into metal, baby sacrifice may or may not figure in the mix.

[Jackrabbit]

You, uh, don't sacrifice babies? I thought you needed to do so to keep playing.

It could be that I just assumed that.

[Untouchable]

You, uh, don't sacrifice babies? I thought you needed to do so to keep playing.

It could be that I just assumed that.

Well, the game does allow infant soldiers or Meat Shields as they are more commonly known.

[Jackrabbit]

Okay. So I did just automatically assume that baby sacrifices kept DF running. This probably gives some insight into my psyche, but I sure as hell don't know what.

[Sensei]

You're not crazy. Everyone knows baby sacrifices improve your framerate.

[Archmage Ansrit]

You, uh, don't sacrifice babies? I thought you needed to do so to keep playing.

It could be that I just assumed that.

Okay. So I did just automatically assume that baby sacrifices kept DF running. This probably gives some insight into my psyche, but I sure as hell don't know what.

You're not crazy. Everyone knows baby sacrifices improve your framerate.

I'm going to add these to my ever-expanding collection of TXT files of possible signatures.

[Grendus]

Warning: incoming TVTropes link. Open the spoiler at your own risk.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle315nmtwnjpe4?from=Main.CantGetAwayWithNuthin

Any game that circumvents, even temporarily, that trope is asking (sometimes literally *coughRockstar*) for media hype from overzealous parents and religious fundamentalists. Call it cheap advertising, to paraphrase Twain banning something just increases its popularity.