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Exiledhero99

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Re: Dwarf History
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2010, 06:35:14 pm »
Let's see:

1. Armok.

2.To find magma and adamantine.

3.Magma

4.Unfortuneatly all written records of language burned in the magma

5.Let me answer that question with a formula:
Dwarven words for alcohol=(Human words for sex organs*Human words for sexual intercourse)+Human words for alcohol
Note: formula may actually come up short but you get the idea

6.Answering question with question: Would you want the privilege of not having to work for anything at the cost of having a metaphorical target painted on your head?

7. In truth, I don't know. Ask Legends mode. My THEORY though is that Humans and elves were put in the world for dwarven amusement.
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Quote from: Sphalerite on June 19, 2010, 07:42:53 pm
If you hit a dwarf with moving water with sufficient strength it will knock the baby out of the mother's arms.  The water can then be used to sweep the baby into a well or cistern for drowning.  The device which does this can also double as a mist generator.

MC Dirty

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Re: Dwarf History
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2010, 07:34:05 pm »
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Blackburn

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Re: Dwarf History
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2010, 07:38:48 pm »
Quote from: MC Dirty on March 03, 2010, 07:34:05 pm
I'm sorry if my English doesn't make much sense. I'm tired, German and I've been doing Math for the last 3 hours. You can't really think straight after that.
Don't worry, you're making perfect sense.
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