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[Shades]

So, I got my next migrant wave. And guess who the very first migrant is... The F*ing king...

Has to be expected when you just hit the blue stuff

[Eviltyphoon]

So, I got my next migrant wave. And guess who the very first migrant is... The F*ing king...

Has to be expected when you just hit the blue stuff

Ya I know... But this has got to be a record... I'm at 25 dorfs now, of which 1 a king...

I gave every single one of em a room, except for the king, that'll teach him

[Dorf3000]

So, I got my next migrant wave. And guess who the very first migrant is... The F*ing king...

Has to be expected when you just hit the blue stuff

Ya I know... But this has got to be a record... I'm at 25 dorfs now, of which 1 a king...

Soon to be 24 dorfs, none of which is a king...  I have to wonder at the sanity of dwarf kings.

"Sire, a small group of miners have dug a long, dangerous exploratory tunnel into the mountain, and released demons from the pits of hell which killed almost all of them!  Also, they found this strange blue metal ore.."
"WHOOOOOO! I'm leaving immediately to live in that unfurnished hole in the ground!!!  Don't waste time packing my expensive furniture or property, hell I won't even bother getting dressed!"

days later...

"OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY GOLD THRONE AND LEGENDARY ROYAL BATHROOM!  AUUGHHAHAHAHHH! *die*"

[Stealtharcadia]

Man, I've had this one fort for 20 years and have yet to find HFS. It's frustrating.

[Jacob/Lee]

I embarked at a nice site that I was going to dig into HFS.

Sadly, at 44 dwarves an orc siege came and wiped out all but 4 people.
1 was stuck in a cage and I eventually opened the doors to the dining room and got the other 3 people killed then I abandoned.

[LoneJedi7]

HAHAHAA, dude your so screwed. i say, you cause a massive cave in on top of the spirits of fire, that might do the trick, but then again, i dont have too much experience with HFS yet, but it sounds like it would work.....

[Eviltyphoon]

HAHAHAA, dude your so screwed. i say, you cause a massive cave in on top of the spirits of fire, that might do the trick, but then again, i dont have too much experience with HFS yet, but it sounds like it would work.....

That's waht I'm trying to do Aside from designing a proper fortress instead of the crappy uggly design I have atm.

[wormplayer]

It's an established fact that kings love blue cotton candy. Especially if the clowns are out and about, and the circus is in full swing! They just can't help but leave their nice, secure mountainhome when the circus comes to town.

[Eviltyphoon]

It's an established fact that kings love blue cotton candy. Especially if the clowns are out and about, and the circus is in full swing! They just can't help but leave their nice, secure mountainhome when the circus comes to town.

Then maybe I should arrange a meeting between one of these clowns and my king.

[Sysice]

Some sort of tradition. I have always dug all the way to the bottom of the map to get my mining going.

I'm not alone! 

How are you treating the survivor?

[Eviltyphoon]

Some sort of tradition. I have always dug all the way to the bottom of the map to get my mining going.

I'm not alone! 

How are you treating the survivor?

I'm going to try and get her as legendary a possible so she can get down there and lead the counterattack :p. Right now I'm just making her mine and engrave and stuff like that so she can get her stats up, and then I'm going to try and make her full addy plate + addy axe and send her down for payback.

EDIT: Holy sh*t, a moody dwarf just claimed my strandmaking craftdwarf workshop and grabbed 2 raw adamantine rocks!