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BlueFireLady

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funny elephant quote
« on: February 03, 2010, 01:40:47 am »

Hey there I remember reading a hilarious description about elephants before elephants were nerfed. It was about how they could operate door knobs and you should probably just abandoned your fortress. I think it was something about them being evil. Anyway it got the point across.

I don't know where I saw it now! Anyone have that?
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Re: funny elephant quote
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2010, 01:55:13 am »

From the saga of Boatmurdered, perhaps?
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Re: funny elephant quote
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2010, 09:07:47 am »

An old version of the Dwarf Fortress Wiki page on elephants. See here:

http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php?title=Elephant&oldid=726
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BlueFireLady

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Re: funny elephant quote
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2010, 03:08:41 am »

Yessss. That's the one ;)

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Re: funny elephant quote
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2010, 03:53:43 am »

"Elephants are like huge wrinkly ninjas."

That's another good one.
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Re: funny elephant quote
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2010, 04:08:14 am »

Hehe funny. Sound like elephants were a swarm of mega beast back then.
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