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[Shaio]

What like, were sorry sir, we don't know who left the door to the kings secret escape tunnel unlocked, or why it went directly into his room, it wasnt a malacious act, and were right proud of how our king held the invaders back long enough to flood that section of the fortress! Noo noo we didn't drown him mc tantruming asshole broke the airlock and let him es--- errr to save out king and help his escape, unfortunately several people had left socks jamming the airlock doors open, and our fortress proceeded to entirely flooded, and kill everyone.

Err well not everyone, there was one survivor, an legandary crossbowdorf, stuck in a shining green glass tower, with three dozen barrels of booze, and enough food to feed an army, staring out at the world from his prision, vowed to kill any who stray into his line of fire.

[Danjen]

Yo, Dawg. We herd u liek tragedy, so we put an unfortunate accident in your unfortunate accident, so you can have kill nobles while you have Fun.

Fix'd. ;3