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[wormplayer]

Alright, so I misinterpreted the message. After finding a HFS (something I wasn't even looking for), I've come to realize the true meaning of the call given to me by Armok.

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Obviously, the message was actually a warning telling me to avoid the HFS, lest I be destroyed. Upon finding the adamantine, my fortress was reduced to ash approximately 12 minutes later.


Children, let this be a warning to you. Interpret the exceedingly ambiguous messages of Armok correctly, or be destroyed.

[Lost Requiem]

Alright, so I misinterpreted the message. After finding a HFS (something I wasn't even looking for), I've come to realize the true meaning of the call given to me by Armok.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Obviously, the message was actually a warning telling me to avoid the HFS, lest I be destroyed. Upon finding the adamantine, my fortress was reduced to ash approximately 12 minutes later.


Children, let this be a warning to you. Interpret the exceedingly ambiguous messages of Armok correctly, or be destroyed.

Armok is too elaborate for his own good. Does he not realize that Dwarves do not own helicopters? nor do they have the balls to ride giant eagles.

He should really consider Rorschach in their food. It worked on us.

Or, since these are dwarves, perhaps Armok should try engraving the signs on a door? Dwarves do admire many doors in their lifetime. It's the perfect opportunity for some HFS. Our 'God' did that, too. Armok should take a few lessons.

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5:55 Urist McZealot has admired a fine door lately.

EDIT: Oh shit! I just got a sign from Armok!

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But what does it MEAN?!

[FluffyToast J]

...Awesome.

[Ravenplucker]

That wins.

[Dwarf]

So there I was, minding my own business, making a new fortress in order to mine some of the local adamantine, when it happened.

The digging of the workshop room began without a problem. My two miners, Led and Ilral, were working quickly and efficiently. I saw no problems, until I saw THIS:

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I immediately figured out that this simple pile of unmined stone was actually a message. It was the image of a bear being dropped into a fire, delivered straight from Armok to my miners. I must collect every animal on the map, including goblins, elves, and vermin, and drop them into a fire (fire being magma, in this case). I will abandon all other tasks in order to complete this goal, and set every dwarf to the monumental goal of creating tons upon tons of cages to house the sacrifices to Armok.

Has anyone else here had a deep and personal contact with the great Armok, a call, of sorts, to do his will?

What is there left to say but...

DEUS VULT!