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[SHAD0Wdump]

Every time I see this thread, I imagine it as a gameshow of some sort. Family Feud music works perfectly.

[Haika]

Right then, Bob likes the idea of a DIY lazor. ;0 All those annoying postcard locations, BOOM!.

Bob shall call his happy lazor rig, 'The Banana Earring' As it's vaguely shaped like a banana, and Bob always did like earrings.

So bob's first dilema is upon us. The Banana has no way of getting from one place to another. Bob has to toe it like a boat anchor. *hums banana boat(to the tune of banana phone)*...

So.. bob needs to find an engine, maybe a rocket, or something. Where does bob go to start this adventure? What planet? Maybe a spacestation? Ring of asteroids with alien nympho women selling parts for sex acts? *bob wishes*

[Phantom]

Bob does not need an engine. He pushes the DIY Lazor.

[The Architect]

He hails for the BSS Nemo, a childs bathtub toy.

This is certainly funny.

[Haika]

Bob is saddened by the lack of help from his helpful voices. Therefore let us hold off on that question for later. And go a different direction.

Does bob have any pets? Maybe a space cat? or moon jellyfish. Maybe a donkey in a spacesuit, or an ant colony back on the Banana? Any voices want to give ideas for this question instead?

[The Architect]

I think he needs a colony of space parasites. Something that should be nasty and uncomfortable, but which he cherishes and takes care of.

[hillburra]

Bob houses his prized tapeworm Yentil within his lower intestine, Bob and Yentil communicate through dreams and Yentil always perks up when Bob eats rhubarb.

[The Architect]

A tapeworm seems extremely bland for a space parasite, but I suppose a telepathic tapeworm is a little better... even if it's only in dreams. Whenever Bob gets pissed at its tapeworm, Bob ought to eat spicy food.

Or we could come up with something a little more exotic.

[Armok]

Well, just say that the tapeworm has superhuman intelligence, in contrast to bob being not to bright or sane himself. Also, it can comunicate telepatically all the time, but bob is only sensitive enogugth for actual conversation when asleep or meditating.

[The Architect]

It seems the people have spoken.